Writer:	Douglas Coupland, Dennis Heaton, J.B. Sugar, Daegan Fryklind
Director:	J.B. Sugar
Star:	Raugi Yu (Kam Fong),  David Kopp (Ethan Jarlewski),  Ben Ayres (Casper "Cowboy" Jesperson),  Colin Cunningham (Steve Lefkowitz),  Torrance Coombs (John Doe),  Sherry Miller (Carol Jarlewski),  Steph Song (Brianna "Bree" Jyang),  Alan Thicke (Jim Jarlewski),  Emilie Ullerup (Kaitlin Joyce)
Recurring Role:	Karen Holness (Gordina),  Nicole Oliver (Babette (voice)),  Adrian Hough (Larry Parrish),  Jessica Steen (Freedom),  Peter Benson (II) (Greg Jarlewski)
Guest Star:	Brandy Heidrick (Kaitlin Clone),  Chris Olech (Evil Mark),  Marilyn Norry (Dutchie)

Featured Music:

"Flutter" by Bonobo (opening theme)
"So Long" by Fink
"Emerge" by Fischerspooner
"Day I Turned to Glass" by Honeycut (edit)

Kam Fong: Jim, I regret to inform you that I have failed. I hang my head in shame.
Jim: Oh Kam, well you're a good buddy, at least you tried.
Kam Fong: That is it Jim, I did not try, Carol needs time for Carol. No kidnapping, no re-education, just the warmth and kindness of her wonderful new friends.
Jim: Kam if I didn't know you better I'd say you were a lesbian.
Kam Fong (Sighs) in our own way aren't we all lesbians? (edit)

The book Jim is reading when Carol walks in is "Glove Pond", the novel written by Roger, the main character in Douglas Coupland's latest book The Gum Thief. (edit) It is revealed that Babette is actually an Artificial Intelligence inside the mainframe. (edit) Kaitlin is trapped by the hug machine, Cowboy says he has 911 on speed dial. How can you have 911 and speed dial and why? 1 digit is not much shorter than 3, considering the time you have to hold the digit for speed dial. (edit)

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