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Skits:
God Is Dead
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Newsreel footage that shows that He existed and that He's dead.
Horsey
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady
• In short- The worst mall promotion you'll ever see.
Penny
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop
• In short- The lucky penny ain't so lucky.
Convenience Store
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A review of a worker's worth.
Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Please Please Please Guy
• In short- Do it and he'll give you a toe, but not his toe.
How To
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole
• In short- How to keep and care for your new male slave.
• End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini) • Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada) • The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute • Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar • On Censorship (KDB)(5): "recap" of censored episodes • A.T.&Love Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T.&Love Boss) • Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini)
• Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates • Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce • Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number
• Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) • Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) • The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) • Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) • Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy • Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) • Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) • Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded
• Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) • Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) • I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect • Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) • Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) • Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)
• Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office • Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) • "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash • Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce)
Skit: Wrote the Report Naked
Featuring: Nickels (Kevin), Danny (Scott), A.T. & Love Boss (Dave), Bingo the Clown
Nickels writes the report naked, boardmembers cannot concentrate.
Skit: Don't Shut Off My Cable!
Featuring: Billy Bicks (Mark), Receptionist (Scott)
Bicks begs the cable company not to shut off his cable, even though he cannot pay.
Skit: My Gazebo!
Featuring: Mrs. Larson (Kevin), Stoners (Bruce, Scott, Dave), Ofc. Henderson (Mark), Stoner's Girlfriends
Mrs. Larson finds out her gazebo is gone and accuses three stoners of stealing it.
Skit: Scott in Los Angeles
Featuring: Scott (monologue)
Scott has a drug-induced dream that the show is shot in Los Angeles.
Skit: Carlos the Scientists
Featuring: Darrill (Mark), Carlo (Bruce), Neeve
Darrill and his cousin Neev volunteer to help Carlo with his experiments.
• Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party • The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives • Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) • Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)
• Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) • Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner • Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts • Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) • This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste • Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker)
• Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes • Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) • Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) • Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things • Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) • Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS • Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear
• Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. • The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong. • Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him. • Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny.
• The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) • Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) • Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat • Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) • Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs
• Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid • Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] • Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) • The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking
• Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together • Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) • Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant • Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)
• 555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people • Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker • 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad • Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight • 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad • Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)
• Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) • Love (B): Bruce monologue about love • Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts • Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores) • Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting • Whores (DS)(5) • They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France
• Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) • Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad • Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers • Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear • Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs • Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life
• Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department) • Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?) • Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene • Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the police department (Gavin) • Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) • Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBKJ)(5): the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital • Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) • Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray)
• God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God • New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job (directed by Bruce) • Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife • Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy) • Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy) • Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores) • Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas
• Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy) • Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates] (Buddy) • Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend • Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores) • Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store (Money-Momentum Guys) • The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret • The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug) (directed by Dave)
• Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) • Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man) • The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks • Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting (directed by Bruce) • Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work • Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy? • Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks • Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department)
• Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy) • Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems • Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) (Darryl) • Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran) • Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena)
