Writer:	Mark Palmer
Director:	Chris Bailey
Star:	Nancy Cartwright (Rufus),  Tahj Mowry (Wade),  Will Friedle (Ron Stoppable),  Christy Carlson Romano (Kim Possible)
Recurring Role:	Kirsten Storms (Bonnie Rockwaller),  Tara Strong (Tara),  Jean Smart (Mrs. Dr. Possible),  Brian George (Duff Killigan)
Guest Star:	Maurice LaMarche ("Big Daddy" Brotherson),  Felicity Huffman (Dr. Director),  B.D. Wong (Agent Will Du)

This episode is available on Kim Possible: The Villain Files on DVD and VHS. (edit) Animation Production by: Rough Draft Korea Co., Ltd. (edit)

(The Middleton cheer squad is having practice, and stands in a pyramid)
Cheer Squad: M-A-D! D-O-G! That's how we spell: Vic-to-ry! Go, Mad Dogs, go, go,Mad Dogs, go, Mad Dogs, go, go,Mad Dogs
Kim: We're number one! (jumps off pyramid, flips around and lands with a split) Okay, great practice, team!
Bonnie: Kim, can we chat?
Kim: Sure, Bonnie. I have time for anyone on the squad. What's your iss?
Bonnie: Well, it's really your iss. You seem tired.
Kim: I did fly in from Abu Dabi this morning. Rescued an ambassador.
Bonnie: Which is nice. But you gotta ask yourself, did you give the squad 110 % today?
Kim: A 120 %, Bonnie!
Bonnie: I happen to think that the squad deserves a captain that gives, like, a 130!
Kim: Someone like...
Bonnie: Me.
Kim: Look! If you wanna make a play for captain, take it to the squad! If they want Bonnie instead of Kim, super for Bonnie!
Bonnie: Go ahead, be little miss smug-mug! But I will be squad captain! (edit) (At Bueno Nacho)
Kim: (annoyed) I can't believe this!
Ron: (about burrito) Believe this, KP! They're cutting back on the beans! (Kim sighs) Rufus! I want an analysis of this burrito, stat!
Rufus: Yum!
Ron: Ehh, nothing invasive, just take a look around! I want a cheese/bean ratio! (Rufus heads into the burrito)
Kim: (still annoyed) Ron! Have you been listening to a word I've said?
Ron: "Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me, after all I've done for the squad, all I've done for her? I can't believe this!" Close quote (Kim gets a surprised look on her face) Now will you listen to my burrito problem? (Rufus burps) Hey!
Rufus: Yum, burrito!
(Kim and Ron head out of Bueno Nacho)
Kim: Bonnie's just wasting her time. She doesn't stand a chance!
Ron: Be careful Kim, she's tricky! Expect it to get dirty. (Kim falls down a hole) Kim? (edit) (Kim gets transported through a tube )
Kim: Let me out, let me out! (the door opens) Okay, what's the sitch?
Dr. Director: Kim Possible. Welcome
Kim: Welcome to where?
Dr. Director: To the Global Justice Network.
Kim: GJ? No way!
Dr. Director: Affirmative way. I'm Dr. Director, the head of GJ. (another tube arrives, and a person walks out) This is Will Du, our number one agent. Follow me. (edit) Dr. Director: This is Professor Sylvan Green. In the 1960's, he developed a Top Secret missile defense project...
Kim: The Cybernetic Guided Missile Tracking System.
Dr. Director: Uh! Where did you get that information?
Kim: Off the Web.
Dr. Director: Oh. Ah... (clears throat) This is Professor Green currently. Retired. Place of residence: Florida.
Kim: But now he's disappeared.
Dr. Director: Yes. Was... was that on the Internet, too?
Kim: No, that was a guess.
Dr. Director: Kim. What would you say to helping Agent Du find Professor Green?
Kim: Does Agent Du talk?
Will Du: 14 languages. 32 regional dialects.
Kim: That's cool. I'm taking French. (to Dr. Director) Uh, you know, this is a ferociously bad time for me, there is this girl at school, a major "all that" type, and really, I...
Will Du: Dr. Director? Permission to speak freely
Dr. Director: Granted
Will Du: This is an insult! I am a highly trained professional, she's... she's an amateur!
Kim: O-kay. I'm in!
Dr. Director: Kim Possible, Agent Du, good luck! (edit) (Kim and Ron exits Middleton High)
Ron: Man, I thought for sure that Bonnie had taken you out of the picture!
Kim: Oh, please. You know, she didn't even show up for practice
Will Du: Miss Possible. Are you ready to assist me in my investigation?
Kim: Assist you, no! Work with you as an equal, yeah
Ron: Yo-ha, Bro-ha!
(Will Du knocks out Ron with his watch)
Will Du: Stopwatch. Temporary paralyzis! Standard procedure for anyone who comes within one meter of my person.
Kim: Oh, poor Rufus.
Will Du: Note, subject seems to keep hairless rodent in pant pocket.
Kim: His name is Rufus, and he is a naked mole rat, mister "I-know-everything!"
Will Du: Ah. Heterocephalus glaber
Kim: Latin. Oy!
(Ron wakes up)
Ron: (To Will) Yo-ha, Bro-ha (Will Du jumps into fighting stance. So does Ron) Right back at ya, dude!
Kim: Come on, you two. (Kim walks over to Bonnie)
Bonnie: Hi, K.
Kim: Missed you at practice, B.
Bonnie: I had to launch our new fundraiser.
Kim: What? Fundraiser?
Bonnie: I know your "world saving" keeps you busy and all, you think maybe you could sell a box?
Kim: Oh, chocolates. I can sell a box. Easy
Bonnie: Super! (A large truck full of chocolate arrives) Hoping to sell a few myself. Later
Kim: You know she is only kidding herself? There is no way she's gonna sell all that. Let's just get on with the mission.
Ron: Wait, KP. Am I the only one taking the Bonnie problem seriously?
Kim: Oh, the Bonnie problem is really no big.
Ron: Kim. We can not ignore the chocolate challenge!
Kim: We?
Ron: I'm here for you! Use me!
Kim: As what?
Ron: I'm a natural born seller! I have the gift of gab. Here, allow me to demonstrate. (he goes over to Will) Good day, sir! You look like a gentleman who enjoy the finer things in life. And what could be better than 1.9 ounces of rich, creamy chocolate? I got plain. Crispy? Peanut? Macadamia! It's for a good cause. Cheerleaders. You like cheerleaders, don't ya? (he goes back to Kim) That's a bad example. No one can sell to that stiff. (Rufus sells him a piece of chocolate) Except him, but... he's naked. (edit)

While Dr. Director is giving the briefing on Professor Green, she changes the slide on display. When the shot moves back to Kim, the previous slide is still visible in the background. (edit) Professor Green is called both "Prof. Green" and "Doctor Green." (edit) After Kim says, "Careful there, Bonnie. I hear when you hit 160, you spontaneously combust", to Bonnie, in the next shot the edges of her new cheerleading uniform are black, not purple, as they are on Bonnie's uniform. (edit) During Kim's "Bonnie rant" at the end of the episode, her gloves' cuffs switch directions, judging by the notches, for a split second. (edit) When Kim, Ron, Will Du, and Prof. Green are trapped in Killigan's sand trap, after Will Du summons the GJ hover jet, the remote suddenly disappears when Kim says, "Ladies first". (edit)

Star Wars:

When Kim cuts open the door to the dungeon, she uses a small laser-type knife. This device looks suspiciously like a lightsaber from Star Wars. (edit) S.H.I.E.L.D.:

Global Justice's uniforms look just like those of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in Marvel comics. Also, the female leader of Global Justice has an eyepatch, just like the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, does. (edit) Ron: There it is! Killigan's Island! (Kim gives Ron a dirty look) What?!

"Killigan's Island" is obviously a play on Gilligan's Island. (edit)