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bigmindbust70
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1. Hank's Best Quotes | 04/30/2008 2:52pm

What's your favorite quote of Hank's? If yours isn't listed here, tell me what it is.

Edited on 04/30/2008 2:59pm
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HelloStuart
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2. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 04/30/2008 7:42pm
Doesn't this overlap with the "Favorite Quotes" thread?
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aaron304142
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3. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/01/2008 7:46pm
That boy ain't right.
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4. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/01/2008 7:48pm

No this is the best quote. BWAH!

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Megaman200798
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5. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/01/2008 9:00pm
aaron304142 wrote:
That boy ain't right.


Yep
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brwnhairdwnder
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6. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/01/2008 10:16pm
"What has the MTV done to you?"
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7. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/02/2008 11:59am
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!
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8. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/08/2008 4:33pm
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?
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9. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/09/2008 7:45am
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!

What?

I'm halfway certain that's a line from the show.
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10. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/09/2008 10:49am
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?

It's in one of the early episodes
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black_mage_x
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11. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/09/2008 6:28pm
"There better be a naked cheerleader in your bedroom"
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12. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/11/2008 6:33am
aaron304142 wrote:

No this is the best quote. BWAH!



haha ya it is
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LukeX4
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13. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/11/2008 6:18pm

no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

in the episode "Nancys Boys"

Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

and of course BWAH!!!

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14. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/13/2008 4:23pm
LukeX4 wrote:

no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

in the episode "Nancys Boys"

Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

and of course BWAH!!!

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15. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/15/2008 8:32am
omg350 wrote:
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?

It's in one of the early episodes


Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.
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16. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/15/2008 10:55am
mp34mp wrote:
omg350 wrote:
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?

It's in one of the early episodes


Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.


xD Hank is funny. Did he say it to Dale?
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17. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/15/2008 11:36am
Megaman200798 wrote:
mp34mp wrote:
omg350 wrote:
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?

It's in one of the early episodes


Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.


xD Hank is funny. Did he say it to Dale?


Yup.
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18. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/18/2008 8:00pm
LukeX4 wrote:

no no guys this has to be the best, it left my laughing for two weeks!!!

in the episode "Nancys Boys"

Nancy: wheres dale i feel such a fool!!

Hank(sitting in a peddling swan); she feels like a fool? i might aswell be peddling a giant jackass around!!!

That would get my vote.

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19. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/23/2008 1:22pm
mp34mp wrote:
omg350 wrote:
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!


What?

It's in one of the early episodes


Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.

I remember being in sixth grade when the pilot aired and giggling at the narrow urethra references.
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mp34mp
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20. Re: Hank's Best Quotes | 05/26/2008 8:55am

HelloStuart wrote:
mp34mp wrote:
omg350 wrote:
Megaman200798 wrote:
omg350 wrote:
If it get's 1 degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your @$$!!!!
What?
It's in one of the early episodes
Yeah it is. It's actually from the very first episode, near the beginning where Dale was talking about global warming and growing orange trees in Alaska. Then Hank was talking about how hot it already was in the summer, and so forth. Man, I was a Senior in high school when it first aired. I remember doing quotes in class.
I remember being in sixth grade when the pilot aired and giggling at the narrow urethra references.
I was doing the hardware store bit where Hank was talking to Buckley & the Little League scene in some math class before the period started on the Monday morning after the pilot first aired, and my teacher was looking at me like "What in the hell are you doing??!" Fortunately my classmates knew exactly what I was talking about.

In retrospect, it was a very well written pilot, and one of the strongest episodes in KOTH's history. I remember laughing my ass off when I first saw Joseph and who he was. "Ye'ah, dad'dy?"

Edited on 05/26/2008 8:57am
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