Writer:	Jeffrey Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin
Director:	Michael Spiller
Star:	Bonnie Somerville (Mimi),  John Francis Daley (Jim),  Nicholas Brendon (Seth Richman),  Owain Yeoman (Steven),  Jaime King (Tanya),  Bradley Cooper (Jack Bourdain)
Recurring Role:	Frank Alvarez (Ramon),  Sam Pancake (Cameron)
Guest Star:	Kerry Carney (Health Conscious Patron #1),  Paige Scurti Sternin (Jealous Patron),  Alex Craig Mann (Health-Conscious Patron #4),  Bashir Salahuddin (Health-Conscious Patron #3),  J. Richey Nash (Health-Conscious Patron #2),  John Berg (Hot Dog Customer),  Richard Molinare (Dr. Goldfarb),  Angelica Bridges (Mrs. Goldfarb),  Ralph P. Martin (Hot Dog Vendor),  Natalia Bellami (Restaurant Patron/Model),  Joey Vieira (Dishwasher),  John Larroquette (Chef Gerard)

This episode features first, of two, appearance of Tony the hot dog vendor. (edit) John Larroquette is credited as Special Guest Star. (edit)

Steven: He is on his fourth scotch. She's having a triple chocolate mousse cake. He is with a prostitute. Are you responsible for his hangover, her thighs, his chlamydia? Of course not! We're just giving them what they want! Why? Because we believe in freedom in America...and to a lesser extent in Britain. (edit) Seth: (Carrying a plate of dessert ) Eight thousand calories -- all of them fat!
Jack: Attaboy! (edit) Jack: Mimi, tell Gerard I'm not a trained poodle. If he wants to order, he can order off the menu like everybody else.
Mimi: You tell him. When I tried, he said he made two waitresses like me in the toilet this morning. (edit) Jim: What about waitresses? Can I smack waitresses?
Seth: Yeah that'll end well. (edit) Jim: So there's gotta be somebody that's lower than me.
Seth: No, you're mud.
Steven: Cat vomit.
Seth: Low man, on the totem pole.
JIm: I don't want to be the low man on the totem pole.
Jack: Tough taco, flaco. (edit)

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