Writer:	Matt Pyken
Director:	Milan Cheylov
Star:	James Caan (Edward "Big Ed" Melvin Deline),  Vanessa Marcil (Samantha "Sam" Jane Marquez),  Nikki Cox (Mary Connell),  Molly Sims (Delinda Deline),  Josh Duhamel (Danny McCoy),  James LeSure (Mike Cannon)
Recurring Role:	Suzanne Whang (Polly),  Mitch Longley (Mitch)
Guest Star:	Laurie Landry (Mrs. Taylor),  John Legend (Himself),  Lakshmi Manchu (Sarasvati Kumar),  Jude Farese (Frank),  Brian Dunkleman (Sammy Marvin),  Michele Nordin (Jeanette),  Ricky Dean Logan (Ring Buyer),  David Youse (Craig Trager),  Anand Vadehra (Foreign Guard),  Matthew Solomon (Kenny Gans),  Ransford Doherty (Steve #2),  Adam Jamal Craig (Martin),  Miriam Flynn (Betty),  James Kyson Lee (Joon Ho Park),  Michele Nordin (Michelle),  Abraham Paul Sarkis (Man),  John Sloman (Mr. Taylor),  Anne Marie Howard (Mrs. Taylor),  Malaya Rivera Drew (Shannon),  Clayton Landey (Allen Easton),  Suzanne Quast (Lizette),  Greg Osbourne (Greg O)

Original International Airdates:
UK September 6, 2007 on Sky 1
AUSTRALIA October 10, 2007 on Channel 7
Denmark April 13, 2007 on TV3 (edit)

Danny: I hold in my hand an official accounting report documenting losses in mini-bar theft and overtime for maintenance and for housekeeping to clean the rooms... there we go ...and it's a ...3... (Writes on chalkboard $32,500) There you go. Read 'em and weep.
Ed: OK, MIT, wadda you got?
Danny: What ya got?
Mike: (Looks at report showing figure of $40,000)Uhh, I got nuthin'.
Danny: Whoo Hoooo!!! Winner! (edit) Sam: (Refers to Polly chasing after her boyfriend as she claims it is the modern way) Well not everything new is good. Ever been to New Mexico? (edit) (Mary is trying to tempt a couple into a tour of the hotel and doesn't let them say anything)
Male Guest: Actually, where's the nearest ladies room? My wife is going to hurl.
(His wife then promptly hurls into the basket of Muffins that Mary was handing out) (edit) Sam: How about if I get Chor-Ho back for you?
Polly: No way, he go to L.A already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty he can bounce quarter off and the big hooter plastic. (edit) Delinda: Congratulations Polly, manicurist of the year.
Polly: Orr! Thank you for make framing, yeah I finally beat Suzy from Banition, win big award… BFD.
Delinda: What’s wrong?.
Polly: Award meaningless when life pointless.
Delinda: Guy Trouble?.
Polly: Chor-Ho leave me, take magic finger and walk out of the door.
Delinda: Why?
Polly: I say something about marriage, he flip out like the time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
Delinda: Umm I’m so sorry, maybe you should take sometime off. (edit)

When Ed and Mary are talking at the real estate booth, Mary's position keeps changing, from leaning on the counter to sitting back in her seat. (edit) Music:
"Ain't Nothing Wrong With That" by Robert Randolph & The Family Band
"Satisfied" by Prince
"Save Room" by John Legend (a capella) (edit)

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