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Rainn Wilson, Larry Miller, and Maxwell are the scheduled guests.
Daniel Radcliffe, Veronika Part, and Levon Helm are the scheduled guests.
Several cautiously-worded jokes about Gov. Sarah Palin's resignation; after the monologue, Biff asks Dave if tonight's show is a repeat; Sacha Baron Cohen plugs Brüno and explains how he inadvertantly nabbed a terrorist; "The Soup" host Joel McHale describes his eccentric family.
Hayden Panetierre and Conor Oberst & The Mystic Valley Band are the scheduled guests.
Footage of a hot dog vender underwater outside the theater; Martin Short discusses Father's Day and sings a boisterous number about a disastrous first date; another bizarre old west yarn from B.B. Boberson; Regina Spektor performed "Laughing With."
News clips from the Gov. Mark Sanford scandal; Johnny Depp plugs Public Enemies and admits that he never watches his own movies; Transformers eye-candy Megan Fox admits to having a crush on Dave.
Dave rails against wandering South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford; Leo Garvey storms out of his "apartment" again, this time in the middle of a romantic dinner; Ray Romano describes his 50th birthday and plugs Ice Age 3; in her network television debut, St. Vincent (nee Annie Clark) performed "Marrow."
Shannon Eis introduces the latest summer toys, including a phallic-looking water rocket; Dave acknowledges the passing of former Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon; U.S. Open champ Lucas Glover presents the Top Ten; retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor promotes her newest children's book; MSTRKRFT (featuring John Legend) performed "Heartbreaker."
Doctored footage of tonight's big announcement on "Jon & Kate Plus 8"; Andy Kindler interviews recent college graduates; Samuel L. Jackson talks golf; Emeril Lagasse cooks oysters; The BPA featuring Iggy Pop performed "He's Frank."
A public service announcement for digital converter boxes for telegraphs; a phone chat with Mayor Bloomberg goes nowhere; Jada Pinkett Smith discusses a recent trip to China; Michael Cera plugs Year One; The Sounds performed "No One Sleeps When I'm Awake."
Danny DeVito, Bear Grylls, and Phoenix are the scheduled guests.
Phony footage of the anti-Dave rally across the street; Joe Grossman wanders around the backdrop with a "Fire Letterman" sign; Lyle the Intern unsuccessfully invites Dave to join the rally; Michelle Pfeiffer plugs Cheri and shares an antedote about Al Pacino on the set of Scarface; "World Champion" Judah Friedlander mystifies Dave; Ian McLagan & The Bump Band (featuring Patty Griffin) performed "Never Say Never."
A faux promo for "Jon and Kate Plus 245," starring former Camp X-Ray detainees; Sandra Bullock plugs The Proposal; in a preview of an upcoming comedy special, Pete Correale riffs on relationships; Polly Jean Harvey and John Parish performed "Black Hearted Love."
Denzel Washington and The Jonas Brothers are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Regis Philbin!
Footage of the Fox Business Channel bungling a breaking news story; Dave kind-of sort-of apologizes for a joke he made about Gov. Sarah Palin the previous night; tonight on Stupid Human Tricks, a husband feeds his wife spaghetti with a fork up his nose; hoopster Steve Nash reports from the NBA Finals; Kathy Griffin makes her first LSDL appearance in 12 years; Sonic Youth performed "Sacred Trickster."
Footage of a Calvin Coolidge speech that oddly mirrors Sarah Palin's GOP convention address; Dave shows off his "Diamonique" pinky ring; Julia Roberts discusses working for Paul Newman's Hole in the Wall summer camp; The Black Eyed Peas performed "I Got a Feeling."
Dave shares a story about a belligerent helicopter pilot; Paris Hilton plugs her Twitter page and introduces us to her new boyfriend, Doug; a quick chat with 2009 Kentucky Derby and Preakness-winning jockey Calvin Borel; Steven Wright performed stand-up.
Dave chugs a bottle of Black Label and has a run-in with Leo Garvey, the guy who lives in the apartment "next door"; Neil Patrick Harris presents the Top Ten; Paula Abdul explains how she ended up in the "Bruno" movie; Elvis Costello discusses his love for country music and later performed "Sulfur to Sugarcane."
Dave shares his thoughts on Judge Sonia Sotomayor, then tells a story about building a treehouse for Harry; Bill Cosby explains why he never performs encores; Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves talks shop with Dave; in her network television debut, jazz singer Melody Gardot performed "Who Will Comfort Me."
With Memorial Day approaching, Dave briefly acknowledges the passing of his uncle, WWII veteran Earl Hofert; Ricky Gervais plugs A Night at the Museum 2 and describes appearing in a celebrity boxing tournament; Green Day performed "East Jesus Nowhere."
NASA footage of an astronaut (Joe Grossman) drinking out of a urine purifier machine; Biff is caught eating a dinosaur fossil; a clip of Dave interviewing one of the "Terminator" androids; Amy Sedaris pretends to tap-dance; Ed Helms plugs The Hangover; "Prairie Home Companion" star Jean Redpath performed "Some Kind of Love."
Several jokes at the expense of a 47 million-year-old dinosaur fossil; Stephen Colbert describes his plans for the summer and touches upon his "feud" with Sir Richard Branson; Bob Lutz (the Vice Chairman of General Motors) discusses his company's government bailout and promotes the electric Chevrolet Volt.
A (phony) announcement by Chrysler regarding fuel mileage; Dave swaps sweatshirts with two naval officers; the champions of the 44th Annual Piedmont Bird Calling competition demonstrate their talents onstage; Jane Fonda promotes her Tony-nominated performance in "33 Variations"; Kenny Chesney performed "Out Last Night."
A faux promo for Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks providing the SFX; an update on George Clarke's diet in the "Late Show Weight Loss Challenge"; a hirsute Ben Stiller plugs A Night at the Museum 2 and describes visiting the White House; another yarn from Bob "B.B." Boberson; White Rabbits performed "Percussion Gun."
Dave gives a honeymooning couple in the audience every restaurant gift card he has; John Goodman, now 18 months sober, apologizes for his fountain jump on the Late Show 12 years earlier; Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan does stand-up; Mastodon performed "Oblivion."
Teri Hatcher, Rick Ross, and Magazeen are the scheduled guests. Plus, Kid Scientists!
NASA footage of the Hubble Telescope repair mission; Dave and Biff wander into a clip from the new Star Trek movie; Dave and Robin Williams (on the show to promote A Night at the Museum 2) share heart-surgery stories; Wynton Marsalis performed "School Boy."
Throughout the night, clips of "Our Funniest Presidents"; Bob "B.B." Boberson tells another True Tale from the Old West; footage of Biff's post-interview survey with Tom Hanks; Alec Baldwin confesses that he gave Dave marital aids as a wedding present; a pregnant Maya Rudolph plugs Away We Go; Chrisette Michele performed "Blame It On Me."
Several jokes at the expense of the new Star Trek movie; live via satellite, Dorothy Letterman-Mengering presents the Top Ten; Matthew Broderick shows off his new sideburns and plugs a new play; Brian Regan does stand-up; Chris Cornell performed "Long Gone."
Norm MacDonald and Animal Collective are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Leonard Nimoy!
Bruce Willis, Ben Harper, and the Relentless 7 are the scheduled guests.
A clip of Supreme Court hopeful Sonia Sotomayor "in action"; a mariachi band interrupts "Small Town News"; Liev Schreiber plugs X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Dr. Sanjay Gupta clears up all the confusion on the N1H1 pandemic; Franz Ferdinand performed "No You Girls."
Gordon Ramsey, Chris Pine, Keri Hilson, and Kanye West are the scheduled guests.
A (dubbed) clip of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad being interviewed by George Stephanopoulos; like he does every May, Dave calls up Dave Johnson to hear him say "...and down the stretch they come!"; Dave and Kiefer Sutherland talk shop on parenting; Jim Norton does stand-up; Bat For Lashes performed "Daniel."
Regis Philbin and the cast of "Hair" are the scheduled guests.
Jennifer Garner, Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk, and Manchester Orchestra are the scheduled guests.
Rupert and a tourist from Laguna Beach, CA play "Guess the 'Feels Like' Temperature"; Dolly Parton promotes the Broadway musical update of "9 to 5" and discusses her first trip to NYC many years ago; Alan's bastard son resurfaces; Zachary Quinto plugs the new "Star Trek" movie; Dolly closes the show by singing "Backwoods Barbie."
"Early Show" weatherman David Price gives a five-day forecast; Alan is confronted by a teenager claiming to be his son; Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford presents the Top Ten; Matthew Fox reminisces about his college days; longtime Dave buddy Carol Leifer makes her first Late Show appearance since coming out of the closet; The All-American Rejects performed "The Wind Blows."
A promo for an upcoming movie about the 2008 presidential election; after airing a (fake) news clip of Michael Keaton rescuing orphans, the Merry Gentleman star is reunited with some of the children; Stanley Cronkite addresses his marital problems; Lily Allen performed "The Fear."
Jamie Foxx, Lauren Conrad, and The Dead are the scheduled guests.
In the latest edition of "Who Asked For It?" Dave's obsession with whores turns into a running gag; Beyonce Knowles discusses the Obama inauguration and performing in mid-air; Regis abruptly wanders in dolled up like Shrek; Jim Parsons plugs "The Big Bang Theory"; Beyonce closes the show by performing "Halo."
Another chat with Mike Singletary (via satellite) goes nowhere; Nathan Lane promotes his new play and discusses jury duty; another edition of "The Late Show Technical Maintenance Minute"; the supergroup Tinted Windows performed "Kind of Girl."
Dave shares an antedote about meeting a fan at Starbucks; Russell Crowe plugs State of Play and tells a cute story about his son; comedian Joe Wong makes his network television debut.
A special announcement regarding Texas' rumored secession from the union; an ad for the Lego "Somali Pirate Playset"; thoughout the night, Old West storyteller "Bob 'B.B.' Boberson" spins a few yarns about the cowboy life; Matthew Perry does a few impressions and plugs 17 Again; Elisha Cuthbert describes a long-ago brush with death; Rascal Flatts performed "Here Comes Goodbye."
Tonight on "Late Show News Recap," a montage of bad puns involving the Obamas' new dog; Kelly Ripa tries to convince Dave to spill the beans about his wedding; longtime show writer Bill Scheft plugs his new book and discusses hip replacement surgery; The Yeah Yeah Yeahs performed "Zero."
Zac Efron, A.C. Newman, and Nicole Atkins are the scheduled guests.
The five AIG executives that are keeping their bonuses tell America to suck it; Joe Grossman wanders onstage to show Dave his "sexting" skills; Dave and Denis Leary discuss marriage; Stanley Cronkite invites the audience to watch the Final Four at the CBS Store and sings "My Way" again; Diana Krall performed "Quiet Nights."
Two staffers wander onstage to look at Dave's hairpiece; Michael J. Fox promotes his new book and discusses Parkinson's Disease research; The Fray performed "You Found Me."
Following the monologue, two goons walk off with Tony, claiming he's been adopted by Madonna; in lieu of Biff, Andy Kindler makes the annual trip to Yankees Spring Training; champion grocery-bagger Francisco Palacios puts Dave to shame in a face-off; Marg Helgenberger talks about her first job; Ray LaMontagne performed "You Are The Best Thing."
A promo for the Republican Party; Dave accuses Bill O'Reilly (and other right-leaning radio personalities) of being too blustery; Marianne Faithful performs a cover of The Decemberists' "The Crane Wife Three."
Dave shows video footage of Harry and himself having fun with helium balloons; George Clarke loses another four pounds in the Late Show Weight Loss Challenge; Seth Rogen plugs Monsters vs. Aliens and describes having lunch with Stan Lee; Tom Dreesen tells another Sinatra story; Adele performed "Hometown Glory."
The Obama/Bush "Cool/Not Cool" clip is repeated; Christina Applegate shares a personal story involving a crossword puzzle; Jim Gaffigan plugs his upcoming comedy special; Jesse Harris and Norah Jones performed "It Will Stay With Us."
Via videotape, Osama bin Laden congratulates Dave on his marriage to Regina; tonight on "At Home with the Madoffs," Bernie and Ruth watch TV; Mary Tyler Moore plugs her autobiography and shares an embarassing story about Ed Asner; Blake Lively talks about her maltipoo; White Lies performed "To Lose My Life."
After discussing Bruce Willis' wedding at length, Dave mentions that he married his longtime girlfriend in a private ceremony this past weekend, than explains all the obstacles he faced on the way to the courthouse; an update on George Clarke and the Late Show Weight Loss Challenge; Hugh Laurie plugs Monsters vs. Aliens; Sarah Paulson does impressions; Bloc Party performed "One Month Off."
Another episode of "At Home With The Madoffs"; "Small Town News" includes an offer for vasectomies with free pizza; Craig Ferguson promotes his upcoming comedy special; Modest Mouse performed "Satellite Skin."
Dave shows "footage" from The Obituary Channel; in honor of St. Patrick's Day, a group of stagehands interpret "Riverdance" while Dave misplaces his green suspenders; Julia Roberts plugs Duplicity and refuses to name a difficult actor that she once worked with; Bell X1 performed "The Great Defector."
Dave airs the sneezing monkey clip again, followed by footage of a sneezing panda cub; "Bernie Madoff" (Pete Fatovich) bickers with his wife; Nicolas Cage plugs Knowing and discusses hang-gliding; MSNBC talk show host Rachel Maddow comments on the AIG controversy.
Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan share a money-saving tip involving coffee; Will Ferrell promotes his play "You're Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush" and attempts to sing "Maria" from West Side Story; after his interview, Will takes a quality-assurance survey with Biff; in their network television debut, Cursive performed "From The Hips."
Paul Teutul and the cast of "West Side Story" are the scheduled guests.
Several monologue jokes are told at the expense of Bernie Madoff; Andy Kindler apologizes to Dave for being misquoted in a newspaper article, then presents a remote taped on Wall Street; Tom Brokaw tells the story of how he performed the Heimlich on John Chancellor; following the interview, Dave reads an angry letter from the "International Gouda Cheese Consortium"; An Horse performed "Camp Out."
Paul Rudd and Razorlight are scheduled to appear. Plus, Stupid Pet Tricks!
U2 is still hanging out in the green room; Dr. Lou Arrone drops by to plug his new book and put George Clarke on a crash diet; Russell Brand describes meeting Queen Elizabeth II; Jack Hanna introduces Dave to two Nubian goats and a spotted hyena.
On the final day of U2 Week, Bono and the boys field a question about furnace installation and later perform "Get on Your Boots"; Jason Segal plugs I Love You, Man; Brian Kiley does stand-up.
Jon Stewart is scheduled to appear. Plus, Day 4 of U2 Week!
Before the show, Dave disguises himself as Zorro; Dr. Phil plugs his interview with the "Octomom" and discusses the economy; Stanley Cronkite sings "My Way"; on Day 3 of U2 Week, the band presents the Top Ten and performs "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight."
Joe Grossman fails again to find an angle on President Obama; Felicity Huffman promoted Phoebe in Wonderland; Artie Lange shares a story about spending a day with Bob Uecker; on the second day of U2 Week, the band performed "Magnificent."
Katie Couric is scheduled to appear. Plus, day one of U2 Week!
The Ed Sullivan Theater is subject to foreclosure; Barbara Walters promotes her annual Oscar special, than falls prey to Alan's sexual advances; Mike Birbiglia does stand-up; Shemekia Copeland performed "Never Going Back to Memphis."
New Jersey newsman Joe Nolan responds to being poked fun of by Dave... kinda; 2009 NBA Slam Dunk champ Nate Robinson leaps over Biff to make an amazing basket; David Spade talks about his baby daughter; theater critic Richard Zoglin promotes his new book; David Sanborn and Sam Moore performed "I've Got News For You."
Donald Trump and Antony & The Johnsons are the scheduled guests.
Dave gets grilled by Peter Gammons about his apparent steroid use; we learn that at night, Lyle the Intern sleeps on Dave's desk; Bonnie Hunt promotes her daytime talk show; "Biff Henderson's Academy Awards Preview" doesn't take long; M. Ward performed "Never Had Nobody Like You."
Ellen Pompeo, the winner of the 2009 Daytona 500, Willie Nelson, and Asleep at the Wheel are the scheduled guests.
Dave and Martha Stewart enjoy champange and oysters; Jake Johanssen performs stand-up; Matt Nathanson performed "Come On Get Higher."
The Jonas Brothers, Chris Russo, and Ashford & Simpson are the musical guests.
Joaquin Phoenix (sporting a full beard and Ray-Bans) drops by to promote Two Lovers, but his disheveled appearance and hazy demeanor makes you wonder if he's really here. Quote Dave: "We owe an apology to Farrah Fawcett."
The crew of US Airways Flight 1549 and Heartless Bastards are the scheduled guests.
The recording from the US Airways Flight 1549 black box is intercut with the Christian Bale rant; Naomi Watts discusses child-rearing and promotes The International; for the second year in a row, the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is revealed; Danny McBride explains the pitfalls of sharing the same name as the former guitarist from Sha Na Na; The Von Bondies performed "Pale Bride."
A public service announcement for "digital water"; Dakota Fanning plugs Coraline and discusses being home-schooled; Dave and Paul play "Who's the Intern"; comedian Keith Alberstadt makes his network television debut; Beirut (also making their first TV appearance) performed "A Sunday Smile."
Fisherman Matt Watson, Mark Olson, and Gary Louris are the scheduled guests.
Joe Torre, Demetri Martin, Lyle Lovett, and John Hiatt are the scheduled guests.
Dave receives an angry phone call from Christian Bale; five days after being removed from office, former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich states his case and trades bon mots with Dave; Oscar nominee Richard Jenkins plugs The Visitor.
Steve Martin and Ben Roethlisberger are the scheduled guests.
An exerpt is read from Joe Torre's tell-all book; 15 1/2 years after it was pulled by network censors, Bill Hicks' only stand-up performance on the Late Show finally airs; Dave chats with (and apologizes to) Bill's mother Mary; "Is This Anything" looks at a gender-ambiguous balancing act; The Gaslight Anthem performed "The '59 Sound."
Renee Zellweger, Tony Dungy, and Graham Nash are the scheduled guests.
"Great Moments in Presidental Speeches" is unsuccessfully revived with President Obama's face photoshopped over George W. Bush's; Lauren Graham plugs the Broadway revival of "Guys and Dolls"; Guy Fieri explains how he became a cook; MENEW performed "This Isn't Real."
Evangeline Lilly, Seth Meyers, and Andrew Bird are the scheduled guests.
After nearly 400 appearances on the Late Show, "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" goes out with a bang; Zach Braff talks about getting into shape and earning his pilot's license; Arj Barker performs stand-up; The Airbourne Toxic Event performed "Something Around Midnight."
Dave marks the 9th anniversary of his quintuple-bypass surgery by admitting that he was fondled by an orderly; Clint Eastwood plugs Gran Torino, discusses his early film roles, and appears on "Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview"; the Randy Rogers Band performed "Wicked Ways."
Salma Hayek and Jimmie "J.J." Walker are the scheduled guests.
A "Dick Cheney Lie Count" points out (alleged) half-truths from a recent appearance on "Face The Nation"; Kiefer Sutherland promotes the new season of "24" and shares a disgusting rodeo antedote; with nearly every hotel room in Washington booked for the inauguration, Alan invites women between the ages of 18 and 29 to crash at his place in Newark; in her first Late Show appearance in eight years, Wendy Liebman performs stand-up.
Ricky Gervais, Rose Byrne, and Okkervil River are the scheduled guests.
Dave delivers a pizza to an audience member, but she's too excited to eat it; Dave reads the "Top Ten Questions"; Kevin James plugs Paul Blart: Mall Cop and discusses his weight problem; another chat with CBS store employee "Stanley Kronkite" (Johnny Dark); "Squawk Box" host Becky Quick analyzes the Bernie Madoff controversy; Erin McCarley performed "Love, Save the Empty."
Ricky Gervais, Kate Hudson, and Glasvegas are the scheduled guests.
Dave shows a (phony) clip of Larry King interviewing the shoe that was thrown at President Bush; Tracy Morgan jokes about his recent legal troubles; Dave asks Paul about how he spent his Christmas; "MADtv" star Matt Braunger makes his television stand-up debut.
After a one-year hiatus, the annual Christmas special returns: Paul mimics Cher singing "O Holy Night"; Jay Thomas tells his Lone Ranger story and obliterates the meatball on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree; Mickey Rourke plugs The Wrestler; Darlene Love and the CBS Orchestra perform "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)."
Dave points out that Paul's red jacket is very similar to the one worn by Captain Kangaroo; footage from the Al Qaeda Christmas Party, complete with the old clip of Dave in the pilgrim suit; Dustin Hoffman plugs Last Chance Harvey and shares an antedote about Jose Ferrer; Todd Rundgren performed "Strike."
A commercial for "A Plaxico Burress Christmas," complete with audible gunshots; another "chat" with San Francisco 49ers coach Mike Singletary goes nowhere; Jerry Seinfeld does stand-up; Tony Mendez reads "Twas the Night Before Christmas" en Espanol; Leona Lewis performed "I Will Be."
Jennifer Aniston and Broken Social Scene are the scheduled guests.
Adam Sandler is the scheduled guest. Plus, a Holiday Toy Demo!
In need of a pick-me-up, Dave repeats the sneezing monkey clip; a bronchitis-stricken Meryl Streep promotes Doubt; Dave's old buddy Jeff Altman does a few impressions.
Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, and Loudon Wainwright III are the scheduled guests.
Dave makes several jokes about Jay Leno's move to prime time; intuitive Deborah Lynn plays the "Late Show Psychic Holiday Wrapped Gift Holiday Gift Bonanza" ...and loses yet again; Amy Adams plugs Doubt; Frost/Nixon star Michael Sheen shares a story about his father, a Jack Nicholson impersonator; Grammy nominee Jamey Johnson performs "In Colors."
Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, and The Duke Spirit are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from the Ball State University football team!
Bruce Willis promotes the Fun Facts book, declaring the tome "Yippee-ki-larious, mother****er!"; Tom Arnold laments the failure of his third marriage and plugs Gardens of the Night; Dave chats with a grouchy CBS Store employee (Johnny Dark); Faith Hill and the Morgan State University Choir performed "Little Drummer Boy."
Denis Leary and John Mayer are the scheduled guests. Plus, Dave's Mom and the 16th annual pie-guessing contest!
While bragging about his alma mater's undefeated football team, Dave shows a clip of the Ball State Marching Band spelling out his name while playing the "Late Show" theme song; Teri Hatcher shares a funny antedote about an incident on election night; four stagehands star in a spoof of "The Hills"; Ludacris (featuring T-Pain) performed "One More Drink."
Dave calls out Tony for making him read the same monologue joke twice; after President Bush pardoned 14 convicted felons that week, Dave and Alan grant clemency to an audience member; Reese Witherspoon relives her 2005 Oscar win and plugs Four Christmases; Harry Connick Jr. performs "It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year."
Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, and Kanye West are the scheduled guests.
James Franco and Bruce McCall are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 5 of "Tribute Band Week" with The Allstarz!
Dave brags about the undefeated Ball State Cardinal football team; the night after she guested, Dave calls up Katie Couric for closure on the John McCain mess; Stephen Colbert discusses childhood Christmas memories; Kristen Stewart plugs Twilight; on Day 4 of Tribute Band Week, Super Diamond performed "Cracklin' Rose."
Day 3 of "Tribute Band Week" with Mr. Brownstone. Plus, Katie Couric!
With First Lady of France Carla Bruni Sarkozy on the show, Dave wonders if he'll accidentally start an international incident; Lyle the Intern and his pal "Rudy" (Joe Grossman) promote their internet show; Jack Hanna brings out a baby kangaroo, an aardvark, and a macaque; on Day 2 of Tribute Band Week, The Cold Hard Cash Show performed "Folsom Prison Blues."
Emma Thompson and fox attack survivor Michelle Felicetta are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 1 of "Tribute Band Week" with Purple Reign!
A plug for Tribute Bands Week; Bill Cosby does some stand-up, promotes the "Cosby Show" complete series DVD set and comments on the election; The Answer (making their American TV debut) performed "Never Too Late."
Russell Brand and Charlie Haden are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks!
Dave shows a clip of King Tut's mummy appearing on Maury; NFL superstar Terrell Owens presents the Top Ten; the legendary Don Rickles plugs his new book and riffs on marriage and growing old; Alicia Keys performed "The Thing About Love."
Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, and Taylor Swift are the scheduled guests.
Alec Baldwin endorses the Fun Facts book; Natalie Portman discusses campaigning for President-elect Obama; Bill Scheft begs the new president to make an ass of himself; Artie Lange plugs his new book; Brad Paisley performed a cover of The Cars' "Good Times Roll."
Ben Stiller and Q-Tip the scheduled guests. Plus, the Kid Scientists of Naperville, IL!
Dave shares a few thoughts on election night; an audience member panics when he realizes he forgot to vote; Tom Brokaw promotes his best-selling book, "Boom!"; a very pregnant Vera Farmiga plugs The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, and Jenny Lewis are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Ricky Gervais!
Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel, and George Clinton are the scheduled guests.
"New Halloween Costumes" include Sarah Palin's passport, the Dow Jones Industrial Average, Amy Winehouse's hair, and an oversized copy of the Fun Facts book; Cole Hamels of the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies reads the Top Ten; John Legend performed "I Love, You Love."
Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, and Ryan Adams & The Cardinals are the scheduled guests.
Dave riffs on the new George W. Bush movie; comedienne Tina Fey explains how she nailed her impersonation of Gov. Sarah Palin; Alan (in Palin drag) fumes over Tina's presence on the show; Frank Caliendo does a few impressions; Tim Montana performed "Butte Montana."
One month after ditching Dave at the last minute, Senator John McCain finally appears on the show. The presidential hopeful walks out to the band playing The Who's "I Can't Explain" and discusses foreign policy, his running mate's credibility, and his connection to G. Gordon Liddy. Also, Ne-Yo performed "Miss Independent."
Dave "interviews" Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson via satellite; Martin Short performs a song about the election; Marv Albert discusses a recent trip to Wyoming and shares a few of his trademark bloopers.
Josh Brolin, Amy Sedaris, and Blues Traveler are the scheduled guests.
Sarah Silverman, The Teutul Family, and Ra Ra Riot are the scheduled guests.
Tonight on "Late Show Green Tips," Chris and Gerard show off their new hybrid; Jeremy Piven discusses winning his third Emmy; Alan has a few words to say to Gov. Sarah Palin; Elizabeth Banks plugs W.; Lou Reed performed "Caroline Says, Part 2."
Michael Bearden fills in for Paul; a man wanders onstage to get his copy of the Fun Facts book autographed; Bill Murray promotes City of Ember and conducts a town hall debate; Beck performed "Gamma Ray."
Dennis Quaid, Sarah Chalke, and Buddy Guy are the scheduled guests.
Dave presents the (fake) opening credits of the second presidential debate, which closely resemble Magnum P.I.; Debra Messing plugs "The Starter Wife" and takes a jab at Sarah Palin; Alan's tour of the Late Show control room is sabotaged; Alianca da Terra founder John Carter discusses the plight of the Amazon rainforest; Tegan and Sara performed "Call It Off."
Russell Crowe, Sarah Vowell, and The Pretenders are the scheduled guests.
Dave comments on the previous night's vice-presidential debate, which is followed by a string of Unfair Edits; NBC anchorman Brian Williams also throws in his two cents; Tim Robbins talks baseball, shares a story about Paul Newman, and plugs City of Ember.
Calista Flockhart, Bill Hader, and Lucinda Williams are the scheduled guests.
After watching a clip of Senator McCain looking lost after a speech, Dave gives some advice: "when public speaking, always try to go out the way you came in"; Kate Walsh describes getting attacked by a horsefly; Barry Sonnenfeld shares a few more wacky antedotes; former Hootie & The Blowfish frontman Darius Rucker performed "Learn to Live."
Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, and The Virgins are the scheduled guests.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, and Pete Seeger are the scheduled guests.
An audience member pays Dave with $13.20 to read tonight's Top Ten, but Dave raises the bribe to $20; tonight on "Tips for Green Living," Chris and Gerard bathe in an office sink; Lance Armstrong declares his return to cycling; SNL star Kristen Wiig shares her life story; TV on the Radio performed "Dancing Choose."
Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, and Morningwood are the scheduled guests.
Keith Olbermann and Delta Goodrem are the scheduled guests.
Dave plugs the "Late Show Fun Facts" book again; Lyle the Intern fails to convince Dave to join his bootleg videotape scam; Julianne Moore discusses a trip to Brazil and plugs Blindness; comedy partners Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen promote their book; Kings of Leon performed "Sex on Fire."
Former President William Jefferson Clinton and Chris Rock are the scheduled guests.
Throughout the night, Olympic high-jumpers strut their stuff out on 53rd Street; Dave reads from the "Late Show Fun Facts" book, in stores next week; in her first LSDL appearance in seven years, Meg Ryan plugs The Women and shares an antedote about her daughter; Ricky Gervais promotes Ghost Town and describes doing press junkets for the movie.
Per Harry's request, Biff helps Dave put a stuffed animal with a Ball State sweatshirt on the bridge in the backdrop; Senator Barack Obama addresses the "lipstick on a pig" controversy and discusses foreign policy at length; NBA star Lebron James describes winning a gold medal at the Beijing Olympics.
Dave plays with a giant cardboard iPod; the finalists for the 2008 Sprint Cup present the second annual NASCAR Top Twelve; Jada Pinkett Smith promotes The Women and discusses surfing; Chris "Mad Dog" Russo explains his leap to satellite radio; Michael Buble performed a cover of "Me and Mrs. Jones."
Keira Knightley and Thomas L. Friedman are the scheduled guests.
Legendary Olympic high-jumper Charles Austin nearly sets a world record out on 53rd Street; Dave picks up a phone call from the Delilah radio show; John Malkovich plugs Burn After Reading; Hayden Panattiere discusses saving whales; Steve Earle performs a cover of Warren Zevon's "Reconsider Me."
Following the previous night's acceptance speech, Dave admits to underestimating Gov. Sarah Palin; Andy Kindler makes his last report from the GOP convention in Minneapolis; Robin Williams throws in his two cents on the election; Shannen Doherty plugs the new 90210 and describes surviving the Southern California mudslides; Duffy performed "Warwick Avenue."
Dave asks staff writer Joe Grossman about his sex addiction; in his second report from the convention, Andy Kindler interviews a variety of GOP bigwigs; Dr. Phil refutes rumors of marital problems; Tilda Swinton promotes Burn After Reading; Tricky performed "Council Estate."
Dave expresses concern for John McCain's choice of running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin; Andy Kindler makes his first report from the Republican National Convention; Nicolas Cage plugs Bangkok Dangerous and discusses haunted houses; Aussie actress Anna Torv makes her talk show debut; from his debut album, actor Terrence Howard performed "Love Makes You Beautiful."
