American Horror Story (and Jessica Lange) Will Return for Season 3; Let's Decide Where It Should Take Place!

By Tim Surette

Nov 15, 2012

Wax your creepy doll heads, sharpen your eyeball scoopers, and charge up your anal probes, because the country's favorite nightmare bedtime story is coming back for a third season. FX has renewed American Horror Story for 13 more hours' worth of dismemberment and sex.

One of the innovative things American Horror Story is doing is changing its setting and characters with each season, while retaining many of the same actors in new roles. Emmy-winner Jessica Lange has committed to return for Season 3, but there's no word on what role she'll play or where the next "incarnation" of the series will take place.

Where would you like to see Season 3 take place? Here are a few suggestions:


American Horror Story: Six Flags

A circus freakshow holes up in an abandoned amusement park and preys on unsuspecting teens who like to have sex in abandoned amusement parks! Jessica Lange plays the Bearded Lady.


American Horror Story: Congress

Set in Washington, D.C., lobbyists don't just pay Congressmen in money, they pay them in murder! Fear the cannibalistic Supreme Court, which votes on whether to use barbecue sauce or sweet chili sauce when devouring the losers of their cases! But the scariest part is the normal day-to-day bickering across the aisle, as the members of Congress prey on unsuspecting teens who like to have sex at famous national landmarks. Jessica Lange plays John G. Roberts.


American Horror Story: American Horror Story

Set on the set of the first season of American Horror Story, this exercise in metaness features a zombie outbreak, the rise of the robots, and a stagehand who powersands his victims to death during the filming of the new FX series. Eric Stonestreet returns to prey on unsuspecting teens who like to have sex while Dylan McDermott watches. Jessica Lange plays Ryan Murphy.


American Horror Story: TV.com

Work It, Viva Laughlin, and Mind of Mencia are the only shows on television 24/7, and Tim must review them all. Our weird mailroom guy preys on unsuspecting teens who like to have sex on piles of old Breaking Amish screeners. IndianaMom plays the site's corrupt CEO, Taccado is an AI construct that controls the office's air-conditioning system (and always keeps super cold), TrevPlatt is just a disembodied bloody foot, and bicelis is that creepy guy who uses the stall right next to you in the bathroom and tries to talk to you. Jessica Lange plays Price Peterson.


Where would YOU—yeah, YOU—like to see AHS Season 3 take place?

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  • baileygorman3 Jan 03, 2013

    American Horror Story: Circus...that'd be awesome.
    American Horror Story: Hotel Fear something like that...
    American Horror Story: Summer Camp something like that...mix of Friday the 13th :)

  • Amazingness Dec 03, 2012

    There are several things I would like to see. A hotel (maybe in New Orleans, so they could do voodoo) a traveling circus would be awesome, a cruise ship. And a castle would be neat too.

  • Marburg66 Nov 30, 2012

    "American Horror Story Goes to White Castle"

  • samhockney Nov 24, 2012

    My friend had a great idea the other day, A Traveling Circus in the 1980's with Jessica Lange as the ring master

  • LidnSancho Nov 22, 2012

    AHS: Spain. Come here and you'll understand. Jessica Lange as Angela Merkel.

  • redvette707 Nov 17, 2012

    I love this show! It kind of reminds me of another anthology series from 1963, "The Richard Boone Show", which I was able to see reruns of up here in Canada in the late 80's.Much like AHS, it featured a mixed repertory of up and coming actors like Robert Blake and Lloyd Bochner, along with seasoned pros like Harry Morgan and Jeanette Nolan. Richard Boone was famous for playing gunfighter Paladin, and frontier forensic criminologist Hec Ramsey. If you check out this link, you can see the opening to this show at 4:41:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOil6PhSAzs

  • ddstephens Nov 17, 2012

    Great I love this creep out show. They could do it in a scary hotel like some said or a very creepy town like Desperation was.

  • DanClark0 Nov 17, 2012

    American Horror Story: Showgirls

  • TrueTvWatcher Nov 16, 2012

    I like the idea of a carnival or a small rustic town with a curse or a motel/hotel.
    Another time period like when America was first colonized.
    Explore Roanoke i.e. Croatoan
    Southwest desert near nuclear testing grounds

  • Maartje Nov 16, 2012

    A hotel or a small town that's been cursed

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