But he means it as a compliment, of course.
I think Jimmy Kimmel should induct John Stamos into his Handsome Men's Club.
The boys of The Lonely Island have an important announcement to make.
Modern Family's Ty Burrell hung out with Sesame Street's Abby Cadabby. Cute!
United States of Tara's Brie Larson went on The Late Late Show last night—and she was hilarious.
... Watching David Beckham prank this poor masseuse makes me love him even more than I already do.
... Dumb Dumb, a.k.a. Jason Bateman and Will Arnett's production company, has released a new digital short.
... Former Sopranos star James Gandolfini talked to The New York Times—about his movie career.
... I think I love Parenthood's Dax Shepard as much as TVGuide does.
... Thanks to DVRs, these shows aren't doing too bad, after all!
... Paul is dead. The octopus, not the Beatle.
... Conan did an interview with Rolling Stone!
... Why am I so sad that Gossip Girl power couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgely have broken up?
... In case you were wondering, the port-a-potties for the Stewart and Colbert rallies have arrived.
... Jon Stewart is the most influential man of the year, according to men.
... Marie Claire writer Maura Kelly apologized for making fun of the stars of Mike & Molly.
... This is what the Mad Men characters would look like in the style of the Mr. Men comics.
... You can now pre-order Roger Sterling's memoir from Mad Men.
... Now that Glee has done Rocky Horror, they should take on these musicals, too.
... io9 wishes that these sci-fi TV spinoffs had never been made.
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