Grey's Anatomy, CSI, Mobbed, and Taxidermy USA

By Price Peterson

Mar 31, 2011

What to watch on Thursday, March 31.

Thusday's back, and it's looking tan and relaxed and hopefully won't start any drama this time. Oh, Thursday, we can't stay mad at you!

8pm, CBS
The Big Bang Theory
Tonight the nerd bros investigate the brutal hacking of Sheldon's World of Warcraft account. Anything that gets them out of the house, you know? Vitamin D comes from the sun! Also, atoms. #science

9pm, ABC
Grey's Anatomy
Well, it's all been leading up to this, hasn't it? In tonight's Grey's Anatomy MUSICAL EVENT, Callie (real-life broadway star Sara Ramirez) hallucinates that this hospital where tons of people die is merely a wonderland of emotion and musical interludes. So basically it's the same as always, except now the characters will literally sing! You know, like Glee but with more blood and secret crying. I approve!

9pm, CBS
Tonight the investigators get superstitious when they notice that their cases come in cycles... Always a homicide, a suicide, an accidental death, and a natural death. I don't know, I think they forgot about one of the most common forms of death: running off the side of a yacht into an open shark's mouth.

9pm, FOX
In tonight's sneak peak of Howie Mandel's latest tasteful enterprise, unsuspecting "victims" will receive doses of intense public humiliation when surprise flash mobs perform in honor of their birthday or engagement. Quick note to my friends and family: Don't.

10pm, CBS
The Mentalist
America's favorite dashing blonde rogue will investigate both the murder of a man who once claimed he'd been abducted by aliens and the subsequent disappearance of his body. Jeez, that's uplifting! (pun) (UFOs)

SPECIAL, 10pm, Discovery Channel
Taxidermy USA
God bless you, Discovery Channel. Tonight's special presentation follows three different families of taxidermists and explores all the different creatures they stuff and mount. Basically, this is the perfect opportunity to gather up all your former pets and watch TV with them again. (Sorry, Antiques Roadshow!)


American Idol, 8 p.m., FOX
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
Perfect Couples, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Swamp People, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., History Channel
Archer, 10 p.m., FX
Blonde vs. Bear, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Jersey Shore Reunion, SPECIAL, 10 p.m., MTV
Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show, SPECIAL, 12 a.m., Comedy Central
Eagleheart, Midnight, Cartoon Network


Wes Craven & David Beckham on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Norm Macdonald on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central

What are you watching tonight?

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  • terripo Apr 01, 2011

    I just finished watching Grey's Anatomy - The Musical. It was brilliant!! I was glued to the set and couldn't wait for the next song. This was absolutely brilliant to expose the emotions that run ramped when a crisis hit those we know and love. Keep us engaged with more versions of the unfolding stories of the cast.

  • LightningAnnie Apr 01, 2011

    CSI, Mentalist, Archer

  • Tom3345 Mar 31, 2011

    The Big Bang Theory and Archer! (so glad I caught up on this one before the seasons started).

  • KevinG87 Mar 31, 2011

    Wipeout, Perfect Couples, Grey's Anatomy (does anybody think the Grey's episode is just a publicity stunt for Sara's EP on iTunes?), Private Practice, Ellen Page on Letterman.. and maybe Jersey Shore reunion even though those are boring...

  • memizz Mar 31, 2011

    The Big Bang Theory, Greys Anatomy, CSI, The Mentalist and American Idol.

  • docspector Mar 31, 2011

    There really aren't a lot of either yachts or sharks in Las Vegas. Maybe that's why they left it out.

  • Tur42 Mar 31, 2011

    Only Big Bang Theory for me.. I miss Nikita and TVD..

  • torontogirl98 Mar 31, 2011

    I am so sad there is no Community this week! TBBT, Mentalist and Couples

    (and Scrubs did everything better and first!)

  • soccer23123 Mar 31, 2011

    CSI, and Archer (:

  • staind47 Mar 31, 2011

    @Kendao, what did you expect? They've been ripping Scrubs off for years.

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