Open Caption: Goodbye, Old House

By C. Killian

May 21, 2012

I'm baaaaaack! Thank you for behaving while I was away on dental hiatus. I see you really racked up the submissions while I was busy taping ice packs to my cheeks—and I couldn't be more proud. Here are your winners from last Tuesday's contest:

From AnimeMadness:

Gibbs: "Hmm... Interesting, but why don't they just get another cup?"

From Gorand2055:

Gibbs: "You realize there's a threat to world peace brewing, right?"
Dr. Ryan: "Yeah, but I just gotta check the Dancing with the Stars results first."

From Homerman92:

Gibbs: "If I dressed up in a Michael Myers mask now, how freaked out would you be on a scale of 1 to 10?"

Today's Image: House M.D.

After eight seasons of scintillating lupus detection, House is moving on. To where? Crohn's detection, maybe? We'll have to tune in to know for sure. In tonight's two-hour series finale, "Swan Song/Everybody Dies," House and his team treat a drug-addict, whose self-inflicted disease forces House to re-evaluate his own life. In the still below, the team struggles to hold the addict down. (From left to right: Park, Adams, the addict, and Taub). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • ellefaye May 23, 2012

    Patient: "No! You can't make me go back to Ally McBeal!"

  • scientrek May 22, 2012

    No! Please don't transfer me to the Seattle Grace!

  • Gislef May 22, 2012

    Taub: Wait, so in 35 minutes, Park and Adams will have jobs, Chase will get promoted, and my big payoff is that I'll get stuck being papa to two kids from two different women, in the inane romantic subplot I've been trapped in for two years? Give me some of those drugs you're taking, Mr. Patient.

  • Gislef May 22, 2012

    Wow. A year out of work and Lisa Edelstein has really gone downhill.

  • Gislef May 22, 2012

    Taub: Excuse me. While you're going berserk and fighting for your life, did I mention that I was in The Lost Room? And oh God, am I praying for a sequel when this gig dries up in 35 minutes.

  • Shreela May 22, 2012

    Cutty, that #@&$ biyatch!

  • Geek_Queen May 22, 2012

    Taub: "I'm upset that they're killing Wilson off, too, but you can't run off to throttle the writers!"

  • Geek_Queen May 22, 2012

    Addict: "Wait, I can't die! Dr. House hasn't insulted me, yet!"

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  • Gislef May 22, 2012

    The patient, after hearing that Park was going to do an encore performance of "I've Got You, Babe."

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