Open Caption: Grimm

By Ilana Diamond

Dec 09, 2011

This batch of captions is really special. You each channeled the voice of Ron Swanson, and for a second I thought he'd rigged the whole contest. Here are the winners:

From torque_smacky:
"I remember my first gingerbread house. It was approximately 30 feet tall, coated in around 600 bags of sugar, had working plumbing and electricity, and was adorned with 70-pound giant gumdrops attached with rivets. The children were delicious."

From shre123:
Ron: [In interview] Did I build this ergonomically sound gingerbread house? Yes. Was I aware that Leslie planned to decorate it with structurally ineffective confectionary? ... No. No I was not.

From crazylegs99:
"Christmas is a government sponsored conspiracy to dupe the middle class into emptying their pockets. That being said, this gingerbread house looks scrumptious."

Today's Image: Grimm
In tonight's episode, "The Three Bad Wolves," Nick and Hank will investigate a home explosion and meet this guy, who, quite frankly, does look pretty bad. I'm basing that solely on his outfit, though. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • KelcieChriste Feb 13, 2012

    Happy(guy in tank top): Not my Cher Record, now what am I going to listen to on Saturday night when Im feeling pretty!!!

  • WilliamLewis Jan 12, 2012

    Nick: Ok once again from the top.

    Happy: Well, the guys came over last night with a couple of cases, after we polished off the third one we got the idea to play Frisbee, but we couldn't find one. Then one of them found a "playmore" so we used that instead,

    Hank: Hey Nick, why does that box say Claymore?

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  • Geek_Queen Dec 12, 2011

    Kids, this is why you should never light your farts.

    *cue Smokey the Bear* "Only you can prevent fart fires."

  • Geek_Queen Dec 12, 2011

    Nick: "So, Mr. Bluto, you said this all started as a fight between you and the sailor over a woman named "Olive Oyl"?"

  • silencedlight Dec 10, 2011

    Three things you should never do on set:

    1. Walk right in front of the camera

    2. Look directly at the camera

    3. Miss costume fittings

  • FilmFanatic Dec 10, 2011

    Nick: " Is that snow white's casket? Oh wait, wrong show! "

  • mermayd Dec 10, 2011

    The friendly round of frisbee suddenly got serious.

  • CurlyMC Dec 10, 2011

    Don't suppose you pigs know a Marshall, named Raylan Givens?

  • SeanJohannse Dec 10, 2011

    Nick: Why would Hedley Lamarr care about where the choo-choo goes?

    Guy: Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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