Open Caption: Mad Men (August 16)

By Stefanie Lee

Aug 16, 2010

Howdy, folks! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this random shot of Lie to Me's Cal Lightman (Tim Roth) and Zoe Landau (Jennifer Beals). These caption submissions earned an imaginary gold star:

... From mojoboy31:
"I hope someone tells a lie soon, this getting pretty awkward."

... From Spartan9797:
"She moved on from breaking his balls to breaking his legs."

... From thndrgd002:
"Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm 64? Are you even listening to me?"

... From Gamer35:
"Would you look at that? I'm sitting here in a wheel chair thinking, 'WTF?' while she's using some kinda hocus-pocus to balance that box of cereal against that guy's chin."

... From Geek_Queen:
Cal: "It's either the painkillers or Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are over there having a staring contest."
Zoe: "Who's winning?"
Tour Guide: "Here we see Cal and Zoe taking a breather in between their scenes for the upcoming Rear Window remake."

Up next: This shot of Mad Men's Don Draper (Jon Hamm) flashing a smoky, smug smirk to his lovely date, Bethany Van Nuys (Anna Camp). Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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  • elmash59 Aug 26, 2010

    What would you do if I put these in my nose right now?

  • JohnnyDrama8 Aug 22, 2010

    Don: You do realize I will seduce you tonight right?

    Beth: I know.

  • shaunsimons Aug 20, 2010

    You even think about touching my Scotch, and these babies will dissapear right up that tiny nose.

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  • Geek_Queen Aug 19, 2010

    Don: (thinking) "I don't need a fortune cookie to know that I'm getting lucky tonight."

  • Geek_Queen Aug 19, 2010

    Don: "Want to Wang Chung tonight?"

  • coutterhill Aug 18, 2010

    Why do I need these? All I'm gonna do is drink.

  • TheLadyDragon Aug 18, 2010

    "I would love to show you what else I can do with these . . ."

  • bsunny627 Aug 18, 2010

    don: these things are almost as useless as women

  • ChEeNaDoLl Aug 18, 2010

    wanna see me stick these in my mouth and pretend I'm a walrus? LOL

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