Open Caption: Modern Family

By Ilana Diamond

Jan 18, 2012

Hey guys! So sorry to leave you hanging! But, here's what you no doubt were waiting for: the winners from last Friday's contest:

From Taccado:
Walternate: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here."

From silverscreenluv:
Oh crap, did I somehow end up on Ringer?

From j_machado82:
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

From Clurichaun:
John Noble: "Every year I get dressed up for the damned Emmys, and every year the voters get it wrong!"

Today's Image: Modern Family
In tonight's episode, Lily will sport a fantastic LED light-up dress. But why do Mitch and Cam look less than proud? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • Miss_Mouse88 Jan 20, 2012

    Cam: "Oh my god, did you hear what she just said?!?!"

    Mitchell: " *Turns to face the camera with serious face* Not the F-word, that's for sure. Because what kind of viewing audience would ever be amused by such a young, innocent child spouting such foul language? What kind of writers or producers would ever joke about that? Only the worst kind of people, shame on them all."

  • Geek_Queen Jan 19, 2012

    Lily literally lights up her fathers' lives.

  • Geek_Queen Jan 19, 2012

    Mitchell: "Lily, remember to stand still while the Enterprise beams us aboard."

  • ToddMurray Jan 19, 2012

    Mitchell: Just wait until you see the wedding cake made out of Twinkies and Ding-Dongs.

    Cam: I don't know what you have against tasty phallic snack cakes!

  • scho22 Jan 19, 2012

    well what else do you expect her to wear at a funeral??

  • shre123 Jan 19, 2012

    *In interview*

    Mitchell: It was my fault. I should have known better than to let Cam pick out the dress.

    Cam: He said not too flashy, and I said,"If you're going for flashy at all honey, go all out"

    Mitchell: We never even talked about it!!

    Cam: (stubbornly) Well, that's how it played out in my head...

  • FilmFanatic Jan 19, 2012

    Cam: I dressed her in blue to match my tie!

    Mitchell: and how do you explain the lights?

  • DavidJackson8 Jan 19, 2012

    Cam: Doesn't she look so f***ing beautiful?

    Lily: F***.

    Cam: *GASP* Where could she have picked up that kind of language?!

  • FranVanster Jan 19, 2012

    Cam, I know we both love her so much, but why did you dress Lily like Lady Gaga?

  • darkitp Jan 19, 2012

    good news guys , because we are awesome , we now have our own spin-off show

    its called " Two and a Half Fairies "

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