Open Caption: Parks and Rec Goes Bowling

By Ilana Diamond

Jan 26, 2012

I'm really moved by how many people entered yesterday's Open Caption contest. You might say I'm touched. And, now that the terrible puns are out of the way, here are the winners:

From darkitp:
Kiefer: The CTU asked me to Integrate you and Torture you if I have to. Now, tell me where the drugs are, and who are you working for?
Touch Director: CUT. Oops, I think we made a mistake and gave you an old 24 script!

From Thantheman:
"What's that behind your ear? Why, if it isn't a piece of bionuclear anthrax!"

From Mate:
You know, if what happened to my last TV kid is of any indication, we better get you a bulletproof vest, some karate lessons, a gas mask, and a Glock.

Today's Image: Parks and Rec
Don't want to toot my own horn, but you could say I'm an award-winning bowler. I take the sport very seriously. And why do I get the feeling Tom Haverford does, too? Do you think he has fabulous catchphrases for when he gets a strike, a split, or a turkey? I know I do. Treat yo' self and us with your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • Geek_Queen Jan 27, 2012

    Tom: "Quick, give me the camera! This is going to be epic."

  • Geek_Queen Jan 27, 2012

    Commercial Announcer: "Come to Nathan's Lanes and have a gay old time!"

  • Im_right_aint_i Jan 27, 2012

    One done, one to go. Let's go Eunuchs !

  • Im_right_aint_i Jan 27, 2012

    The good side of this sport is that you can move the way you want as there is no way you'll be more ridiculous than by wearing those shoes.

  • darkitp Jan 27, 2012

    Aziz Ansari : i have Blue Balls , you know what to do girl !

  • CurlyMC Jan 27, 2012

    Damn right I've got blue balls!

  • silencedlight Jan 27, 2012

    It can be scary mixing up bowling and baseball, especially when you play catcher.

  • mermayd Jan 27, 2012

    You wouldn't see this in Slum Dog Millionaire.

  • ToddMurray Jan 27, 2012

    Tom: Every now and then, we have these little bowling gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to slide down the lane and use her head as a bowling ball. She, one time, made out with the shoe return guy. In her office. On Christmas, she was dressed up as Santa Claus. Not Mrs. Claus; Santa Claus. And I convinced her to go slide down a chimney to deliver some presents. And it is my favorite thing in the world.

  • ToddMurray Jan 27, 2012

    Tom: I didn't want to put in the work to learn how to bowl, I just wanted these dope shoes. They were in Details magazine, so they're awesome.

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