Open Caption: Parks and Recreation

By C. Killian

Sep 27, 2012

Well, I've got to admit: Fewer people were excited about a South Park captioning opportunity than I expected. Lesson learned! But hey, I enjoyed the submissions we did get, so that's something! Any opinions on which show you'd like to caption for our VERY LAST contest tomorrow? I'm taking suggestions! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Taccado:

Butters: " W-why the tinfoil hats?! They are our most important gear. Now our opponents can't read our minds."

From shre123:

Kyle: " Are the bras even necessary?"
Cartman: " Speak for yourself Kyle, my jugs feel well supported."

From bonezrulz05:

Butters: "Thank you, o' wise minions, for pledging your life to Professor Chaos."
Cartman: "That's great Butters, now where's the free KFC?"
Butters: "In due time, my servant."
Cartman: "There is no KFC, is there? You son of a b!tch, Butters. Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Today's Image: Parks and Recreation

I know we did this show last week, but I just couldn't find a reason not to post the image I found. In tonight's "Soda Tax" Leslie decides to battle Pawnee's obesity rates by passing tax on soda. (Topical...) Coincidentally, Andy is also working on battling the bulge, but really he's just trying to get in shape for a police-entrance exam. Andy as a police officer—that's rich. In the still below, Andy and Chris take to the track—but somehow Chris winds up in Andy's arms... Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

  • Comments (9)
Add a Comment
In reply to :
  • stevewiser212 Sep 28, 2012

    Chris: "can't say this is how i pictured my day ending".

  • Homerman92 Sep 28, 2012

    Andy: "I found him in the foetal position crying about how he'll never run as fast as Usain Bolt"

  • ted2332 Sep 28, 2012

    "If this was a beach, I would be just like Jesus."

  • FoxZerro Sep 28, 2012

    Are we doing it? Is it like Brian's Song?

    Yeah Buddy we're doing it, its just like Brian's Song!

  • StrawDog Sep 28, 2012

    Chris: LITERALLY the best swaddling I've ever had.

  • Taccado Sep 27, 2012

    Chris: This is literally the softest beard I have ever felt.

  • shre123 Sep 27, 2012

    Chris: "I LITERALLY can't feel my legs"

    Andy: "Don't worry bro, i'll feel that sh*t for you!"

  • qbe_64 Sep 27, 2012

    Chris: Okay, now tie my ankle to your thigh and we'll win the three legged race for sure!

    Andy: Dude, I will seriously just buy you the chocolate bar that they're offering as a prize.

  • GCCHumanBeing Sep 27, 2012

    Now THIS is how you get a sports movie made about you!