Open Caption: Pee-wee on Top Chef: Texas

By C. Killian

Feb 01, 2012

You came, you commented, you conquered. Imagine Glee's fate if the writing staff put you guys in charge. (It would probably be a whole lot dirtier). Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From ToddMurray:
Sebastian: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slushie!"

From qbe_64:
Blaine: Hey Sebastian, I'm failing trigonometry, can you show me what a sine wave looks like? Sebastian: Sure, don't blink or you'll miss it. FACE!

From Faithin1:
Blaine: "We are doing the tribute to Michael Jackson and singing "BAD," not Weird Al's "FAT." I didn't need the calories from the Slushie."

From Taccado:
The kids of Glee enter community college in this week's episode, "Modern Warfare: The Musical."

Today's Image: Top Chef: Texas
Everything's supposed to bigger in Texas, but does that rule apply to competitive cooking? What about if Pee-wee Herman's involved? Because no, you're not seeing things: Tonight, Pee-wee Herman guest-stars on Top Chef: Texas and the contestants are tasked with making him pancakes. And nothing about that seems silly at all. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • chas031 Feb 02, 2012

    All chefs simutaneously mumble under their breath : Please God, take me NOW !!!

  • chas031 Feb 02, 2012

    C.K. Welcome to the asylum!! (hide the keys!!)

    Thx for the shout out.

  • DrkMgcn399 Feb 02, 2012

    Those not cut out to become an Iron Chef find themselves in the greatest hell on Earth: Pee-Wee Herman's personal chef.

  • ToddMurray Feb 02, 2012

    Pee-Wee: If you love pancakes so much, why don't you marry them??

  • ToddMurray Feb 02, 2012

    Pee-Wee: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer....

  • zackman418 Feb 02, 2012

    PeeWee: Did you know the Alamo doesn't have a basement? Cause I sure didn't. And now I don't listen to fake gypsy fortune-tellers anymore.

  • marmall Feb 02, 2012

    Do you make gourmet movie popcorn?

  • Geek_Queen Feb 02, 2012

    Announcer: "Oops, looks like Pee-wee got himself into another sticky situation. We're out of syrup."

  • Geek_Queen Feb 02, 2012

    Pee-wee: "You know what goes great with pancakes? Jambi juice."

  • Geek_Queen Feb 02, 2012

    Pee-wee: "Okay, chefs, Miss Yvonne is coming over soon, so beat it!"

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