Open Caption: Touch

By Ilana Diamond

Jan 25, 2012

Oh, cowboy hats. I'm a sucker for them. And, I'm a sucker for your great Open Caption entries. Here are the winners from yesterday's Justified contest:

From mattyseitz:
You're trying to tell me you like the prequels better!?

From Taccado:
Karen Goodall: Okay, having a cowboy hat is a good start. You get points for authenticity. But if you're going to line dance, it all starts with putting your hands to your waist like this.

From Geek_Queen:
Raylan: "You two look like a poor man's Mulder and Scully. Are you here for an alien or something?"
Middle Guy: "Actually, yes, we are. Our reports say he's been hiding out in that corner office for months."

Today's Image: Touch
Alright, I know that this is a new show, but, come on, we ALL know that guy on the right. It's Kiefer! He's back! And it looks like he's toned down that angry 24 Jack Bauer look. But you would too if you were hanging out with your autistic son who could predict the future. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • qbe_64 Jan 26, 2012

    Kiefer: Just let me fix that for you, your hair is quantum entangled.

  • pinner458 Jan 26, 2012

    Kiefer: Don't worry son, I'll teach you the jack bauer power dump and then you'll always make it to the radio tower by 3:18.

  • Miz_Tasha Jan 26, 2012

    Keifer: Okay now please focus....will I ever get arrested again?

    Son: Ask again later

  • j_machado82 Jan 26, 2012

    Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

  • darkitp Jan 26, 2012

    Martin : 106 97 107 101 32 44 32 105 32 97 109 32 121 111 117 114 32 102 97 116 104 101 114 ( jake , i am your father )

    Jake : i am autistic , not a robot you moron !

  • jaynashvil Jan 26, 2012

    Kiefter: So Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?

  • crazylegs99 Jan 26, 2012

    Kiefer: What's wrong, son?

    Kid: I miss 24.

    Kiefer: *Sigh* Yeah me too.

  • Geek_Queen Jan 26, 2012

    Keifer: "It'll be okay. I bought us some Subway sandwiches."

  • Gislef Jan 26, 2012

    So, son, do you want to go out on the tracks with me and see a dead body? We can beat up on Wil Wheaton and Jerry O'Connell.

  • Gislef Jan 26, 2012

    And in this box, son, I've got every fan letter from when I played Athos in The Three Musketeer.

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