Open Caption: Touch

By C. Killian

Mar 22, 2012

Though it may have been yesterday's caption, it's kind of appropriate that we're posting the winner today—brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Thirsty Thursday." Here are the winning captions from yesterday's contest:

From Taccado:

"That night, Alex drank Pete under the table. Literally."

From kickdoor:

Peet: My last show on NBC only made it one season.
Walton: Mine, too.
Peet: Huh.
Walton: Yeah...
Peet: We should probably get drunk while the booze is still free.

From Ewen83:

Pete: "Nothing shifts limescale like Californian Shiraz."

Today's Image: Touch

In tonight's episode, "1+1=3," Martin (Kiefer Sutherland) makes an honest attempt to understand his number-obsessed son, Jake, whose confused math equations lead them on a journey to a pawn shop that's just been robbed—and to a few of the lives that the robbery impacted. In the still below, Martin and Arthur (guest star Danny Glover) discuss young Jake's case. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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  • MicahSmith3 Mar 26, 2012

    Glover: Tell me, does it smell like eggs?

  • SyFyFan88 Mar 25, 2012

    Kiefer: It is Casual Friday, but a rob. Really?

    Glover: (whispers) Does it make me look fat?

    Kiefer: Calm down. You are pretty F***ing thin.

    Glover: Thin is my middle name. But I'm too old for this sh**.

  • AmitBaloda Mar 23, 2012

    Kiefer: Tell me what I want to know or i'll rip apart all these articles about your success.

    Glover: No! I am telling you what I know. Please, you've got to trust me.

  • Geek_Queen Mar 23, 2012

    Kiefer: "I'm going through the stack of scripts my agent sent over. When FOX cancels us, I'll need a new gig."

    Glover: "Take me with you!"

  • SeanJohannse Mar 23, 2012

    I'm telling you, it worked for me, it'll work for you too! Now grab my hands and we'll jump into the tub!

  • jaynashvil Mar 23, 2012

    Glover: Man, you're getting my Martha Stewart magazines out of order!

    Sutherland: Really? In THAT bathrobe?

  • eggbert63 Mar 23, 2012

    Danny Glover: I'm getting too old for this s***.

  • darkitp Mar 23, 2012

    Danny Glover : for the last time , i am not in community , thats Donald Glover !

  • heartzkidnapper Mar 23, 2012

    Glover : I was in the best 4 action movies ever .

    Sutherland : first season of 24 got an avg of 8 million viewers.

    Glover : i was 15 times as a character who works in military!

    Sutherland : i killed more than 16 terrorists in one show !

    Glover : i've been an actor and producer for more than 23 years.

    Sutherland : i had more than 42 fighting scenes with a badass guys .

    BOTH : hmmm....4 ..8..15..16...23...42......Shit , LOST wins!

  • ben45tpy Mar 23, 2012

    Arthur: Your son has spent $10,000 on cell phone calls in the last day.

    Martin: DAMMIT!

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