Open Caption: Work It

By Ilana Diamond

Jan 03, 2012

We made it, Captionistas! Welcome to 2012! I know that during the last few weeks, while you drank eggnog and re-gifted fruitcakes, in the back of your mind you were wondering, "Who won that Terra Nova Open Caption contest?" Well, with the new year comes answers to your burning questions. Without further ado, here are the winners from last YEAR's last contest:


From JamesButko:
Jim: Well Taylor, it's been fun.
Taylor: Yeah, it kind of reminded me of Avatar.
Jim: You mean with the strange wildlife, unfamiliar lands, and being a military leader?
Taylor: No, I meant with all the cliches.


From Arch_Angel88:
After learning of Terra Nova's impending cancellation, Jim and Taylor make a pact to feed all the writers to a ravenous pack of Velociraptors.


From Menzca:
Jim: Great season.
Taylor: Yeah. Twelve episodes written by monkeys. Never been done.


From Writerpatrick:
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."


From docspector:
And with a handshake, the two pioneers agreed to go back in time and make sure that Terra Nova was never produced.


Today's Image: Work It
It's my New Year's Resolution to give all new shows at least one chance to blow me away. And so, I'll definitely be tuning in to figure out what's going on in this premiere episode of Bosom Buddi--er, I mean, Work It. Are these dudes-dressed-as-ladies on some sort of daytime talk show? Drinking blue martinis? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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  • ben45tpy Jan 04, 2012

    Charlotte: The 1st symptom of travelling-through-time-syndrome is gender blindness. I hope that won't affect my new show.

  • Geek_Queen Jan 04, 2012

    It sure wouldn't take long to drink someone under that table, now would it?

  • DavidJackson8 Jan 04, 2012

    Nolasco: After Prison Break, Southland, and Chase, my agent advised me to "diversify my portfolio." I listened to him... then I fired him.

  • mermayd Jan 04, 2012

    You two are much more convincing than those guys on Little Britain.

  • Taccado Jan 04, 2012

    "You're asking us what the hardest part is about pretending to be a woman? It has got to be the tampons. Quite uncomfortable, and they itch."

  • docspector Jan 04, 2012

    In a counterprogramming move, ABC retitles "Work It" to "2 Broken Girls" and moves it to Monday night at 8:30. An unnamed source told us "We think we'll pick up a bounce from people who program their DVR incorrectly".

  • docspector Jan 04, 2012

    CBS tries one more time to come up with a morning show to complete with "Today" and "GMA"

  • docspector Jan 04, 2012

    I'd say the hardest part of learning to play a woman on TV wasn't doing the makeup... we have people for that... but since I work the Method, I got a wax...

  • docspector Jan 04, 2012

    ... and then, after we spent three months as Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses", we suddenly had to find REAL jobs, and here we are, trying out for "Good Morning, San Francisco".

  • pcsjunior002 Jan 04, 2012

    Both girl/guys: "I can't believe the show is portraying us in this ghastly manner. I need to fire my agent."

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