True Blood: Your Official Bingo Card for the Season 6 Premiere Is Now Available

By Lily Sparks

Jun 14, 2013

Summer is back, and that means the return of all things hot: skintight denim cutoffs, water park fence-hopping, midriff tops, True Blood, and of course True Blood BINGO!
Printer's ink may cost a King's Ransom but you have to agree that this Bingo card I've compiled for you is worth every penny. Run off a few copies to have on hand this weekend as you settle in the show's Season 6 return to our homes, screens, and dreams. (Or just lay a clear baking pan over your iPad/Nook/tablet/flickflack click Surface device/mini iPad/Samsung Galaxy). The new season may be coming back short one Ball, but come Sunday night, I'm confident that we'll see some of the items on the card 'round the old shadowy swamps of HBO's Bon Temps. So when you see the people, phrases, or ideas represented on the card pop up in the actual premiere, cover the corresponding square with a penny or button on your printed card/suitably protected tech device. "But if our cards are all the same, won't we all get bingo?" It's all about who can pop out their fangs the quickest, guys! The more creatively you interpret each square, the better your chances; the first person to notice five in a row wins. And if you want to get really wild and crazy, you can also sip an adult beverage, a.k.a. YooHoo.

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QUESTIONS:

... What True Blood drinking game rule would kill every player within one episode? (Like, take a shot every time you see pleather.)

... ARE YOU PSYCHED FOR SUNDAY OR WORRIED ABOUT SEASON 6?!

... Do you use a fancy flat tablet kinda device or are you holding out for a holographic version?

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  • GabrielMaced Jun 19, 2013

    oh, my Lilith! i'm laughing out loud: we had almost every square, just not for a little few! that's just so much fun! thank you, Lily, for bringing Season 6 in such a funny, always on the spot way. i love reading you <3

  • PriyankaSharm1 Jun 17, 2013

    i feel like this is great as a drinking game. everytime you find something on the bingo card and drink a shot. you scream bingo when you feel like it and its just funny to compare when different people say bingo...

  • Vera13 Jun 15, 2013

    You forgot "SOOKEH"

  • Marburg66 Jun 15, 2013

    Since this thread seems to attract posts like a healthy case of ebola-lite, may I take this opportunity to request instructions on how exactly this bingo thing works?
    I think I wanna play

  • Marburg66 Jun 16, 2013

    More specifically, is this a playable forum game or just a shit & giggles coaster for my inverted shot glasses during the ep?

  • Komboloi Jun 16, 2013

    I think that when you watch the show you have the card in front of you. When something in the episode happens you check the relative square. If during an episode all squares are checked you scream "Bingo!!!".

  • acatzta Jun 16, 2013

    You only have to get 5 in a row, not the whole board.

  • Ankh49 Jun 15, 2013

    I love that Ginger made it onto the bingo card. :-)

  • DeDeeMeza Jun 15, 2013

    Drink (waterfall) every time Pam is fabulous! (aka every time she's on camera)

  • Marburg66 Jun 15, 2013

    I'm psyched. Since I've considered the show as a silly comedy from the very beginning, I'm completely immune to any & all claims of sharkjumpiness

    Now, If only they would bring Bubba...

  • Montana_Katana Jun 14, 2013

    Drink every time a character rolls their eyes or seems annoyed by another character.

    Take a shot whenever someone on screen drinks/pours a drink.

  • Eskim0pie Jun 14, 2013

    I love true blood. I cant wait!!