Charlie Sheen

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Quotes (24)

  • Charlie: (On being sober) I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everyone has the power.

  • Charlie: (On winning) Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

  • Charlie: (On if he is an addict) I don't believe myself to be an addict. I really don't. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.

  • Charlie: (On if he hopes the TV series Two and a Half will resume shooting) Hope is for suckers and fools.

  • Charlie: (On being an underpaid rock star) I'm underpaid right now, sure. ... I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

  • Charlie: (On his future after the indefinite future of the TV series Two and a Half Men) Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option. I don't know. If the show doesn't happen, movies.

  • Charlie: (On the most important thing in life for him) Everything. All of it. I can't specify one thing. Just bein' known as a guy who wouldn't bow down to the stupidy paradigms that people worship that are rooted in foolishness.

  • Charlie: (On his passion coming off as erratic) You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and be just like "Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this b!stard." Because it fires in a way that is maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. When you have tiger blood Adonis DNA, man its like "Wheewww! Get with the program, dude. You've been given magic, you've been given gold."

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Trivia (27)

  • Charlie and his wife, Brooke Mueller, welcomed their twin boys into the world on March 14, 2009. The couple named their newborns Max and Bob. These are Charlie's fourth and fifth children over three different marriages.

  • In June 2008, Charlie's ex-wife Denise Richards, revealed to a magazine that their two daughters were both in therapy to help deal with their parents split. Even more interesting was the fact that the children were only three and four years old while going through this "therapy."

  • Charlie has been nominated for two SAG awards. In 2000 he was nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Theatrical Motion Picture for Being John Malkovich. In 2005 he was nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series for Two and a Half Men.

  • Charlie loves barbeque sauce, and has even thought about releasing his own brand someday.

  • In August 2007, Charlie was dissatisfied with the amount of time he was allowed to spend with young daughters, Sam and Lola. So, he filed for additional custody rights. He was originally accused by his ex-wife, Denise Richards, of popping pills and having frequent mood swings, so he could only visit the kids with court supervision. However, now he wants an extra weekend with them every month, along with the freedom to choose his own nanny, and he doesn't want anyone calling the house unless there's a medical emergency. As it is, Charlie feels that his current nanny, who was chosen by Denise, is spying on him for Denise.

  • Charlie and Brooke Mueller announced their engagement in July 2007. They got married about a year later, on May 30, 2008, in Beverly Hills. The couple exchanged personally written vows, with Charlie vowing to, among other things, "organize less" and "stop breaking a hug too soon". Charlie's three daughters acted as flower girls at the wedding.

  • As of season 4, Charlie is paid $350,000 per episode for Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid actor currently on television. [2008]

  • In 2006, a prostitute, using only the name of Olivia, released a tell-all book, claiming Charlie had a prostitute dress up as a cheerleader in order to fulfil his alleged young-girl fantasies.

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