1st & Ten

HBO (ended 1991)
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  • Episode Guide
  • S 7 : Ep 16

    Championship Game

    Aired 1/23/91

  • S 7 : Ep 15


    Aired 1/16/91

  • S 7 : Ep 14

    Close Encounters of the Third Down

    Aired 1/9/91

  • S 7 : Ep 13

    A Roast is a Roast

    Aired 12/26/90

  • S 7 : Ep 12

    If I Didn't Play Football

    Aired 12/19/90

  • Cast & Crew
  • John Kassir

    Zagreb Shkenusky

  • Tony Longo

    "Mad Dog" Smears

  • Jason Beghe

    Tom Yinessa

  • Shannon Tweed

    Kristy Fulbright (1989-1991)

  • Marshall Teague

    Mace Petty

  • show Description
  • 1st & Ten is an HBO series that reveals the on and off field hijinks of the California Bulls, a fictional professional football team. Diane Barrow has recently become team owner as part of her divorce settlement. Hilarity ensues as the team becomes accustomed to having a female owner.

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (28)

    • (Diane walks in on her husband with another man.) Diane: (Gasps) Paul: Um... Diane... Uh... Uh... Thi... this is uh... Ty Tayler. He's a tight end. Diane: I just bet he is!

    • (Quarterback talking to his blockers.) Kyle: When I am out there trying to throw, I don't give squat what you black dudes gotta do! You keep those apes off of my face! Bubba: Wait a minute, White bread, where do you get off calling us black dudes and them apes? Kyle: Because, you apes are on my team!

    • (At the cheerleader try-outs.) Rona: Next. Debbie Hi, I'm Debbie Dawson! Rona: Hi. Debbie: I live in the marina and I'm a total football freak! Did I say that? Anyhow, I'm into Nautilus and I just started break dancing! My main ambition in life is to be a Bullette! So like, is that it or what? Rona: We'll be in touch. Diane: Are they all like that?

    • (Talking to the Press.) Diane: I would also like to add to our fans at home that we will not be four and twelve this season, because I intend to win!

    • (Talking about one of the star players.) Diane: Carl Withdrspoon in a commercial? What would he do? Roger: Probably steal someone's American Express card. (nudges her and laughs.)

    • Player: Hey, coach! DeNardo: How's your arm? Player: I'm the kicker. DeNardo That was my next question. Who the hell are you?

    • Rona: Where the hell is the vodka? Diane: Rona?! It's seven A.M., how could you even say the word vodka? Let alone drink it. Rona: Like everything else in football, honey, it comes with training.

    • Diane: Roger, I really don't need a briefing on this interview. Roger: Diane, I've known Bill Buffet for years, back when he was nothing but a second rate ball player. Now he's a second rate host of a second rate T.V. show. Believe me, I know how second rate people think. Rona: You should.

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    Notes (6)

    • The second season was entitled "1st and Ten: Training Camp: The Bulls are Back."

    • The third season was entitled "1st and Ten: The Championship."

    • The fourth season was entitled "1st and Ten: Going for Broke."

    • The fifth season was entitled "1st and Ten: The Bulls Mean Business."

    • The sixth season was entitled "1st and Ten: Do It Again."

    • The seventh season was entitled "1st and Ten: In Your Face!"

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  • 1st & Ten

    By Rachellewms, Sep 16, 2012

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