Alice, I Think


Season 1, Ep 9, Aired 8/13/06
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  • Episode Description
  • Bob's counselling skills are being assessed; Bob pins all his hopes for a good report on his star client, Alice. To show how well the Teens In Transition are getting along, Bob arranges a paintball game against T.A.T., with Linda, Alice's nemesis, leading the pack. John's home candle business is booming, so he hires an employee, which causes a total restructuring of his business.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Susin Nielsen

  • Dan Joffre

    Police Officer

  • Rebecca Northan

    Diane MacLeod

  • Gary Harvey

  • Dan Payne

    John MacLeod

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Alice finally comes out on top!

    By brunabear, Aug 14, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • (Bob tells Alice that he's being assessed; observers will be watching their sessions) Bob: I need you to shine this week. Alice: What do I do? Bob: Nothing. Just when they're sitting in on our sessions, you just be yourself. Alice: Okay, I can do that! Bob: Good, I've written down what we're going to talk about, so if you could memorize that... (he hands her a script) Alice: What happened to being myself? Bob: Well, I don't want you to be ~too much~ like yourself, Alice. I'm looking for a promotion here!

    • (about Linda) Alice: I'm not playing paintball with that felon! She'll have a gun! Bob: You'll have one too.

    • John: I don't want you to think of me as your boss... Mr. Polaski: I don't. John: None of this boss, employee nonsense. Just call me 'John' and I'll call you 'Stanley.' Mr. Polaski: You'll call me 'Mr. Polaski.' John: Mr. ...okay, Mr. Polaski.

    • John: Hey, you got any more of those jokes? Mr. Polaski: You want to hear a joke? You're my boss... ha ha ha.

    • Mr. Polaski: You're going to Cuba? John: Uh... we've been bought out by a candle conglomerate. Uh... they heard we were a real up-and-comer. I've been asked to run things. Mr. Polaski: In Cuba. John: Yeah. So, uh, we have to start packing, right away, the whole family is going... Mr. Polaski: To Cuba. John: Candle capital of the world, my friend.

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    Trivia (1)

    • Alice (to Bob): Linda's back! Linda left town after beating Alice to a pulp in Fifteen Minutes, earlier this season.

    Allusions (1)

    • (John is wearing his bathrobe and interviewing candle candidates) Mr. Polaski: Who are you supposed to be, Hugh Hefner's nephew or something? Hugh Hefner (1926 - ) is the founder of Playboy magazine, and famous for lounging at his mansion with beautiful women while wearing his silk robe.

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