Assy McGee

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (12)

  • Assy: (with his gun drawn) Well, well, well, if it isn't everyone's favorite whore-killer, John Adams. I've got one bullet and it's got your e-mail address on it. Don't make me hit send.

  • Assy McGee: (armed with a bazooka) Adios ... (pause) ... blimp.

  • Assy: I swear on your ugly kid, Sanchez, this guy's going to jail or the morgue. Whichever comes first. This is my city. Dammit, my city. My city! Ooh, churros. Pull over, Sanchez.

  • (looking at a photo in Sanchez's car) Assy: Is that your old lady? Sanchez: That's my daughter. Assy: Right, I recognize the mustache. Sanchez: That's out of bounds, Assy. That's my blood you're talking about.

  • Assy: Look kid, Chief told me to do this by the book. Trouble is ... I'm illiterate!

  • Chief: McGee, where the hell you think you're going? Assy McGee: County General, Chief. Chief: The hell you are. What did I just get through telling you! Assy McGee: My partner. Chief: Your partner needs a doctor, not another asshole. (McGee farts and walks out)

  • Policeman: You're not above the law detective, come on. Assy McGee: Above the law? Above the law?! I am the law!

  • (Assy starts drinking from a bottle found at the crime scene) Sanchez: Assy, that's evidence. Assy: Subpoena my bloodstream!

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Notes (6)

  • During the "Assy McGee is brought to you by Metalocalypse" intermission, a clip from the Metalocalypse episode Dethclown was shown.

  • During the "Assy McGee is brought to you by Metalocalypse" intermission, a clip from the Metalocalypse episode Girlfriendklok was shown.

  • During the "Assy McGee is brought to you by Metalocalypse" intermission, a clip from the Metalocalypse episode Dethstars was shown.

  • During the "Assy McGee is brought to you by Metalocalypse" intermission, a clip from the Metalocalypse episode The Metalocalypse Has Begun was shown.

  • Beginning with this episode, a 36 second mid-show Scion-sponsored faux commercial with Assy as the owner of a used car dealership is now part of the show and is used as a bridge between the show's first and second segment.

  • Glen the bartender, who was murdered in "Irish Wake", makes an appearance during the scene where Assy has a hallucination after passing out from blood loss.

Trivia (1)

  • After the man pushes the "terrorists" out of the hot air balloon, in the distance you can see the assassinated balloon salesman from the episode "Game of Death" still floating in the sky.

Allusions (1)

  • The "SpongePaul" doll that Assy wins at the carnival is a reference of "SpongeBob Squarepants".