Barney Miller

You Dirty Rat

Season 2, Ep 9, Aired 11/13/75
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  • Episode Description
  • Two pounds of confiscated marijuana is missing, a homeless man is brought in for spending a night in a department store, and a man is arrested for stealing a police car. Meanwhile Wojo is bitten by a rat, and Fish is brought down by a kidney stone.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Hal Linden

    Capt. Barney Miller

  • Abe Vigoda

    Det. Sgt. Phil Fish

  • Ron Glass

    Det. Ron Harris

  • Jack Soo

    Det. Nick Yemana

  • Gregory Sierra

    Det Chano Amangual

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • Barney: How do you feel? Fish: Fine, fine, fine. It's just a little stone from eating the wrong foods. Barney: You'd better call Bernice. She was very worried. Fish: I intend to. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

    • Wojo: I thought you guys said you got 20 kilos of marijuana. Chano: Yeah, that's it. Wojo: There's eighteen now. Chano: What? Barney: Eighteen? You sure? Wojo: I just counted it. Barney: Count it again. Chano: You must have made a mistake, Wojo. Wojo: I didn't make a mistake. Yemana: Well, somebody did. Four pounds of marijuana can't disappear in a puff of smoke—not that fast.

    Notes (2)

    • This is the first of J. Pat O'Malley's three, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season five's "The Counterfeiter" and season seven's "The Rainmaker."

    • This is the first of Ned Glass' two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season seven's "Field Associate."

    Allusions (1)

    • The episode title is that of a line attributed to James Cagney from 1932's Taxi!, but that in actuality he never said.

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