Better Off Ted

It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal

Season 2, Ep 4, Aired 12/29/09
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  • Episode Description
  • While Lem tries to figure out why Veridian wants him to wear a red lab coat, Ted is forced to step in when Veronica spends all of her time with boyfriend magician, Mordor.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Victor Fresco

  • Tim Doyle

  • Joan Wrzala

  • Devin O. Mahoney

    Writing Assistant

  • Katie Botkin

    Production Staff

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (12)

    • Ted: It turns out developing cheese that never spoils is harder than we thought. Right now, it's more of a cheddar-colored fabric that does spoil

    • Veronica: This weekend, Mordor and I am going scuba diving. Last weekend we raced cars in the desert and ate a rattlesnake... and a goat that wandered into our camp, and then a light salad.

    • Veronica: I know I've been distracted lately, but I'll be fine. I'm just living an exciting and full life--burning the candle at both ends. The way my great-grandfather, a misunderstood candlemaker, insisted candles should be burned.

    • Linda: Whenever I have sex, I have to be alert the next day so I don't make mistakes. I have to be alert during sex so I don't make mistakes. Basically, I always have to be alert. Ted: Is it possible to make mistakes during a sex, for a woman to make mistakes during sex?

    • Linda: God, you'd be hard to go out with. Ted: Hey, I am fantastic to go out with. I'm... I'm thoughtful as a man can be, while still pillaging like a Viking in the bedroom. But I am not getting involved in Veronica's personal life. Linda: So my boss gets to have all the sex-fun of a relationship, while all the stress of being exhausted trickles down to me? Man, capitalism blows.

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    Notes (1)

    • International Airdates:
      Latin America: April 5, 2010 on Canal FX
      Czech Republic: May 17, 2010 on Prima COOL
      UK: September 21, 2010 on FX
      Slovakia: March 17, 2013 on JOJ Plus

    Trivia (1)

    • Trivia: No Veridian commercial

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