Better Off Ted

Secrets and Lives

Season 1, Ep 13, Aired 8/11/09
8.6
10
9.5
9.0
8.5
8.0
7.5
7.0
6.5
6.0
5.5
5.0
4.5
4.0
3.5
3.0
2.5
2.0
1.5
1.0
N/A
Rate Episode
82 votes
Write a Review
  • Episode Description
  • The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Portia de Rossi

    Veronica Palmer

  • Mark Deklin

    Mordor

  • Andrea Anders

    Linda Zwordling

  • Shantel Wislawski

    Sabrina

  • Bill Parks

    Ernie

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Series Finale...

    By sequoa84, Aug 13, 2009

  • Can't wait for next season

    By cloudav23, Nov 16, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (14)

    • Linda: So my boyfriend wants us to move in together. Veronica: Why would he wants us to move in together? Linda: No, I mean he wants me to move in with him. Veronica: Then where am I supposed to live? Linda: You're sabotaging this conversation, aren't you? Veronica: Just 'til we get to the meeting.

    • Veronica: Okay, fellas, nerd it up. Ted: We've been developing a new search engine, and unlike language based search engines, this face-matching technology uses visual recognition... Veronica: Less nerd, more English. Phil: You take an image of a person... Lem: Or "picture." Phil: And scan it into a computer... Lem: Or "magic box." Linda: I'm not embarrassed to say, this is helping.

    • Lem: It can find the subject in a crowded stadium, in the background of home movies, security cameras, webcams. It's like having eyes everywhere, but not in a bad way, like that time we spilled that container full of eyes.

    • Veronica: Now I fly to Vegas every other weekend to perform. For those two days, I don't have to be in charge of anything. It's a total release. All I have to do is please the man I love, and twice nightly lock him in a watertight drum, which also pleases me.

    • Veronica: I can't function here if people know that twice a month I put on half an ounce of spandex and hide a dove in my... let's just say it's not comfortable for me or the dove.

    Show More Quotes

    Notes (1)

    • International Airdates: Latin America: December 8, 2009 on Canal FX Czech Republic: May 10, 2010 on Prima COOL UK: September 7, 2010 on FX

  • Add a Comment
    In reply to :
    • There are no comments yet. Be the first by adding your thoughts above.