Black Dynamite

Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes

Season 1, Ep 1, Aired 7/15/12
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  • Episode Description
  • Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idle is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!

  • Cast & Crew
  • Carl Jones

  • Brian Ash

  • Juno Lee

  • Michael Jai White

  • Byron Minns

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Black Dynamite Doesn't Disappoint!

    By StromileSwiftee, Jul 16, 2012

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (3)

    • Cream Corn: (Flies over to the bed.) Look Black Dynamite, Michael Jackson has the whole whorphanage flying. Pretty soon, you ain't gonna have nobody.
      Michael Jackson: (Flies over to Black Dynamite) Should have took the check motherfu****.

    • Black Dynamite: (Fed up with Cream Corn and his obsession with MJ) The Whorephanage is a place for whores and orphans not Michael Jackson.

    • Black Dynamite: (on a walkie-talkie speaking to Honey Bee & Bullhorn) All the ninjas in the world are no match for a couple of decent black folks working together with a plan and some explosives.

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