Bob's Burgers

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Season 3, Ep 9, Aired 12/16/12
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  • Episode Description
  • You'll never guess what Bob finds in the storage unit he just inherited. Family heirlooms? Nope. A bunch of junk? Nope. Amelia Earhart? Nope. Give up? It's the one and only Chet; a man who believes he used to be a mannequin. I told you you'd never guess it.

  • Cast & Crew
  • H. Jon Benjamin

    Bob Belcher

  • Kristen Schaal

    Louise Belcher

  • Eugene Mirman

    Gene Belcher

  • Dan Mintz

    Tina Belcher

  • Andy Kindler


  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Aw man..

    By MsOrange1, Mar 14, 2014

  • Not what I expected

    By fsaenz0125, Dec 25, 2012

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (13)

    • (Chet is having a 'conversation' with the mannequin Nadine he has just been reunited with. The family watches)
      Tina: Chet's a really good listener.
      Linda: That's important to a woman.
      Bob: Lin, she's a mannequin.
      Gene: Who won't shut up, apparently.

    • Linda: It's not here yet, but I want to go on record and say this is the best Christmas ever! Whoah!
      Bob: I know; we might actually be able to afford to buy the kids something nice. Maybe I can sneak out later while you cover for me.
      Linda: Yeah, I'll tell the kids you're dropping off a present for your mistress. Hehe, as if!

    • (Bob is skeptical of Chet's claims)
      Chet: Well then, if I wasn't a mannequin, how come I don't know how to use a computer? Explain that, Bob.

    • Bob: (loud whispering) Chet's crazy, Lin. Do you think he'll kill us before or after Christmas?
      Linda: (loud whispering) I don't think he will - he said he's not a murder mannequin.
      Chet: You two really need to work on your whispering.

    • Chet: I used to be a mannequin. You don't need to be afraid of me; I'm not one of those 'murder mannequins' or 'satanic mannequins'.

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    Notes (1)

    • This was the first episode to air on Fox with a content warning due to the sex shop scene.

    Trivia (2)

    • The Burgers of the Day are:

      One Horse Open Slaw Burger (comes with slaw, no horse)

      Santa Claus is Cumin to Town Burger (with cumin)

      Home For The Challah-Days Burger

      The SiLentil Night Burger (comes with lentils)

      Fifth Day of Christmas Burger (comes with five golden rings of onion)

    • The building next to Bob's Burgers is Cane You Dig It? Candy Cane Outlet and the name on the exterminator's van is Silent Mice Exterminators

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