The Greatest Story Never Told

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (16)

  • Bonkers: What took you, Mr. Prompt? Lucky: I just couldn't figure out all the doo-dads on this camera.

  • (the Masked Mugger is about to dump Bonkers out of a net onto the street several stories down) Bonkers: Yikes! I always thought I'd leave my mark on Hollywood, but I never thought it'd be this messy!

  • (Bonkers has put Lucky in a jail cell) Lucky: Bonkers! How...how-how long do I have to stay her? Bonkers: As long as you like. You're wife bailed you out half an hour ago.

  • Bonkers: Sorry, Lucky. I'm gonna have to throw the book at ya. Lucky: Fine. Bonkers: What's your preference, romance or sci-fi?

  • (Bonkers has Lucky in handcuffs after Zoom and Boom framed him) Lucky: Oh, Bonkers. Will you please stop this. I didn't do anything wrong. I was with you, remember? Bonkers: You're right! And that can mean only one thing... I was your accomplice! Lucky: No-no, you weren't! Bonkers: Alas, where did I go wrong? Lucky: You didn't! Bonkers: Toon cop to toon criminal. Lucky: To toon loudmouth. Bonkers: Was it my poor opinion? Lucky: No. Bonkers: The sugar in my cereal? Lucky: Bonkers... Bonkers: The starch in my socks? Lucky: The rocks in your head. Bonkers, you're acting ridiculous! Bonkers: You're right. I don't even wear socks.

  • (Zoom and Boom walk into Lucky's office) Lucky: You guys? When I get my hands on you, you'll make News at 11!

  • Lucky: Thanks to your buddies, Doom and Gloom...whatever their name is... I'm ruined! And you can forget about Cop of the Year! Bonkers: Yeah, but you said it yourself..."Being a cop isn't about winning awards, it's about catching the bad guys" and you did catch the Masked Mugger. Lucky: That's true. Yeah, I did, didn't I? Bonkers: Yep, too bad he escaped today. Lucky: Escaped?! The Masked Mugger escaped? Why didn't you tell me?
    Bonkers: You didn't ask?

  • Lucky: I can't believe it. I wanted to be Cop of the Year and now I'm going to be Clown of the Year.

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Trivia (2)

  • The Masked Mugger's autograph book changes form red to pink and back to red in the scene where he wants Lucky to sign it.

  • The little old man's upper lip is discolored when he talks to Lucky and thanks him for getting his "kitty" out of the tree.