Bored to Death

The Case of the Stolen Sperm

Season 1, Ep 7, Aired 11/1/09
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  • Episode Description
  • Jonathan helps Ray track down the lesbian couple to whom Ray donated his sperm. George's rivalry with Richard Antrem escalates while Jonathan's editor pressures him about his upcoming book.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Sarah Condon

  • Troy Miller

  • Stephanie Davis

  • Dave Becky

  • Jonathan Ames (II)

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • The Case of the Stolen Sperm

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Ray: What if [Lisa and Michelle] got into a car accident? What if they're in a coma? Jonathan: I don't think they would both be in a coma. Ray: They do everything together.

    • Ray: For years, I've been jerking off purely for medicinal reasons, like lancing a wound. But trying to have a baby with [the lesbians] has given it new meaning.

    • Barista: (about the cooler) Why were you always carrying that thing? Ray: I don't mean to be rude, but I was transporting chilled semen. Barista: Shut up. Ray: You shut up!

    • Ray: (drops coins in tip jar) Sorry, it's all I got. I'm kind of a starving artist. Barista: You look like you eat all right to me.

    • Ray: When I get high, I realize that I clench my anus. Stella: That's not healthy. Jonathan: You clench it all the time? Ray: Yeah, but smoking helps me unclench it. Stella: See, that's why pot should be legalized.

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    Notes (7)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Případ ukradeného spermatu (The Case of the Stolen Sperm)

    • Original International Air Dates: • Latin America: January 3, 2010 on HBO Latinoamerica Este • Czech Republic: April 20, 2010 on HBO • Turkey: June 21, 2010 on e2 • United Kingdom: May 9, 2011 on Sky ATLANTIC/Sky ATLANTIC HD

    • During the filming of this episode, Zach Galifianakis (Ray Hueston) was suffering from knee tendinitis, so the writers had to incorporate his injury into the story. They made it appear that his character is limping only after being chased from Lisa and Michelle's apartment when in fact, Zach's knee has been hurting in the duration of the shoot.

    • Episode writer and show creator Jonathan Ames does a voice cameo as one of the tenants in Lisa and Michelle's apartment building.

    • Jonathan's apartment in "Stockholm Syndrome" is an empty studio space in a building owned by painter Charlotta Janssen. For this episode, the apartment is recreated in a sound stage.

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    Trivia (2)

    • The June 02, 2009 edition of Edition NY: Sports Issue includes the following features: "'Janet Saves the Day': A Cartoon Special", "George Christopher on Richard Antrem and GQ", and "A Tale of Two Stadiums: ... Monuments to Sensory Overlords".

    • Jonathan: George, do you remember when you told me that I needed to be sane when you were insane? In "The Alanon Case," George orders Jonathan to punch him in the face to cover up his herpes blister before making an important speech. His scheme doesn't work as the crowd still notices his blister under his bruise. George then tells Jonathan that he needs him to be sane when he is insane.

    Allusions (2)

    • George's insult against Richard Antrem about having a mouth similar to that of a starfish's anus is directly taken from show creator Jonathan Ames's novel Wake Up, Sir!.

    • Louis Green: 'Next time, Jonathan, try writing with both hands.' This line, which is part of Green's book review of Jonathan's first novel, is an approximation of an actual anonymous review received by show creator Jonathan Ames for his fourth book, My Less Than Secret Life.

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