Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Sal's Pizza

Season 1, Ep 9, Aired 11/19/13
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  • Episode Description
  • After Sal's Pizza burns down, Jake sets out to prove the fire marshal wrong when the owner is accused of being the prime suspect. Meanwhile, at the precinct, a computer virus publishes everyone's browser history.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Andy Samberg

    Detective Jake Peralta

  • Stephanie Beatriz

    Detective Rosa Diaz

  • Terry Crews

    Sergeant Terry Jeffords

  • Melissa Fumero

    Detective Amy Santiago

  • Joe LoTruglio

    Detective Charles Boyle

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Boone is great

    By HieroHero, Mar 28, 2014

  • Sal's Pizza

    By thefanof, Nov 21, 2013

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • Jake: Like I said, Sal's is an institution, and it's the best pizza in the neighborhood.
      Charles: I'm sorry, Jake. Sal's is only the 8th best. I've put out a weekly Brooklyn pizza ranking e-mail blast. Sal's has the 4th best texture, 9th best crust, 12th best cheese, and honestly, they're only 7th in mouth feel.
      Jake: Mouth feel? What is that?
      Charles: The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It's like the inside of your thighs except with a tongue.

    • Corey: It was like taking candy from a baby.
      Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

    • Ray: I apologize, Marshal Boone, for Detective Peralta's actions. Something I find myself doing quite frequently.
      Jake: In my defense, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting. (cut to flashback) Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

    • Jake: Seriously, why are you dragging Sal's Pizza through the mud? That place is special.
      Ray: Why's it special?
      Jake: Because it's the best pizza in the neighborhood!
      Charles: Well...
      Ray: According to Charles' e-mail blast, it's actually #8.
      Charles: Captain reads my blast.
      Ray: Of course. It's the only one that measures mouth feel.
      Jake: What, are you kidding right now?

    • Gina: Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton's rehearsed sex tape.

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