Celebrity Deathmatch

Stand-Up vs. Smack Down

Season 5, Ep 6, Aired 7/15/06
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  • Episode Description
  • Paul Teutul, Sr. vs. Xzibit Jack Black vs. Jack White Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

  • Cast & Crew
  • AndrĂ© Gordon

    XZIBIT

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • I'll be telling this one to my grand kids, IN FIVE TO SEVEN DECADES!!

    By ddr_dude86, Jul 18, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Mills: (To Chris Rock) Alright, no lousy jokes out of you, and you, (To Duane Johnson) You can do whatever you like. I'm getting out of here!

    • Dwayne Johnson: Sorry I'm late; My two o'clock ass-kicking ran long.

    • Johnny: (About the Black/White fight) It always comes down to this, eh Nick? Black versus white, good versus evil, Yin versus Yang... Nick: My mother always used to say "When it comes to Yang, always sing to the chicken in the coop!" Johnny: How is your mother these days? Nick: Better. They've changed her medication.

    • Johnny: It looks like Dwayne Johnson has the advantage in this fight! Nick: (engrossed in his paperwork) That's great, Johnny! Johnny: A nude Avril Lavigne just entered the ring, Nick. Nick: That's great, Johnny! Johnny: We're at war with Japan again, Nick! Nick: That's great, Johnny!

    • Xzibit: (To Paul Teutal) Hey, Queen Latifah called; She wants her ass back!

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