Chappelle's Show

Ep. #110

Season 1, Ep 10, Aired 3/26/03
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  • Episode Description
  • History Channel: World's Greatest Wars: A Sketch about how the first gangs of New York came about over a guy stepping on another guys shoe. R Kelly (Piss on You): This is by far the standout sketch of the season in which Dave tries to prove that there evidence of R. Kelly's future sex scandals in his old videos. Dave shows two videos in which R Kelly (Dave) sings about peeing on girls faces and heads. Absolutely hilarious. Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney: "Paul Mooney answers questions about the of black guys' dicks, and why black guys shave their heads. Paul Mooney does another great job answering white guys' questions. Real Movies: Deep Impact: The real version of "Deep Impact" in which the president (Dave) tells all the secrets of the white house including: Cure of AIDS, Cloning, and Aliens. Musical Performance: GZAmoreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Mos Def

    Various

  • Sophina Brown

    Various

  • Robert Petkoff

    Commentator

  • Donnell Rawlings

    Various

  • Dave Chappelle

    Host/Various

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • R. Kelly

    By MrCleveland, Jun 25, 2007

  • 1st season finest moment

    By saiyanman5215, Aug 17, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • President from Deep Impact: I have more information that might scholar you: The R Kelly sex tape. That wasn't R Kelly, it was me. Now you may not want people to have sex with me. I'm a disgusting human being and I apologize to the people who I have hurt and peed on."

    • The President From Deep Impact: Magic is real, we've known about it for some two thousand years.

    • The President from Deep Impact: I have here in my hand the cure for AIDS. We've had this for 25 years. Have a great weekend. Did I shock you? Are you crazy yet? Well I have some one I'd like you to meet. Come on up here Paula. America I'd like you to meet my good friend Paula, and here's Paula again, and here's Paula one more time. We cloned this 3 b!tches in a labrotory in Seattle. Not only that we added a pinch of black gene so that they can do things like this. Hit it girls. (Clones sing) That will be enough, thank you very much. O hold on, Paula, It's a cure for AIDS. Sorry about last night.

    • R Kelly (Piss on You Lyrics): [intro] Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor make me want to tell you somethin'. (verse 1) Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Can't lie I was high on shrubs. Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made! Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it! (chorus) Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you; I'll pee on you. (verse 2) Now your body, your body is a Porta-Potty. And my pee I'd kick; like it know's karate. (knows karate) I will Pee on you. Drip Drip Drip. Pee on you, go on you. Pisssss on you, Pisssss on you. And you'll never feel quite the same once you get a whiff, of my Hershey stains. I want to poop on you too. I want to pee in your food. Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to pee on you! Yes I do. Yes I do, I want to pee on you, I'll piss on you (chorus) Won't you braid my haiiiiiiir? Won't you braid my haiiiiiiir? Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.

    • Dave: This ain't no skit, bitch! HELP!!!!

    Trivia (1)

    • Goof: During the "Deep Impact" skit, Dave says the world will end any day now, but later states that the meteor will hit next Tuesday.

    Allusions (2)

    • World's Greatest Wars This is a spoof of the movie Gangs Of New York

    • R. Kelly (Piss on you) This is a reference to a sex tape that R. Kelly was supposedly in and in the movie he peed on a girl.

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