Carla Loves Clavin

Season 9, Ep 22, Aired 3/21/91
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  • Episode Description
  • Carla faces the hardest task of her life when she tries to be nice to Cliff after learning he's one of the judges for the Miss Boston Barmaid competition.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Rhea Perlman

    Carla Lozupone Tortelli LeBec

  • George Wendt

    Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson

  • Ted Danson

    Sam "Mayday" Malone

  • Bebe Neuwirth

    Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane (1986-1993)

  • Shelley Long

    Diane Chambers (1982-1987)

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • (Carla rubbed Cliff's feet) Sam: Carla, cut it out. You've been washing your hands in kerosene for half an hour. They're clean. Carla: No, not yet Sam. Get me a match.

    • Cliff: Well that Paul, is the history of Western Civilization in a nutshell. You were right to come to me. Paul: I didn't come to you, Cliff. I was waiting to use the phone.

    • Carla: They picked Clavin to be a judge. What could they have been thinking? Sam: They probably want someone with a lot of bar experience and he has been hanging around here a lot. Carla: Yeah well so has Norm. Why didn't they pick you, Norm? Norm: Maybe they did. I haven't opened my mail in awhile. Once my unemployment ran out all the incentive was gone.

    • Norm: I have a new industrial paint sprayer. It gets the job done in a couple of hours. Cliff: Very clever. Norm: It was invented by the Japanese so they could paint more efficiently, more quickly. Frasier: Whereas you will use it to drink more beers, watch more TV, and put off everything until the very last minute. Norm: Right. You see they're way ahead of us in technology but they don't have our creativity.

    • Rebecca: I couldn't help but notice for the past couple of days you've just been sitting around here doing nothing. Norm: Hi, I'm Norm Peterson. Obviously we haven't met.

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    Notes (2)

    • The Boston Barmaid Contest was last seen in season one episode No Contest.

    • Sam mentions Diane. However, not flattering as he makes a joke about her bust size or lack of to be precise.

    Trivia (1)

    • Sam prepares a chart on the bust size of previous Boston Barmaid Winners, showing a significant drop for the year of Diane Chambers' victory. However, his chart contains an error - the chart indicates that Diane won the contest in 1984. In fact, Diane won the contest in 1983.

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