Cheers

If Ever I Would Leave You

Season 3, Ep 20, Aired 2/28/85
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  • Episode Description
  • After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carla's ex-husband Nick Tortelli comes to Cheers asking Carla to take him back.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Rhea Perlman

    Carla Lozupone Tortelli LeBec

  • George Wendt

    Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson

  • Ted Danson

    Sam "Mayday" Malone

  • Shelley Long

    Diane Chambers

  • Nicholas Colasanto

    Ernie "Coach" Pantusso

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Loretta: Well I'm glad to hear that you're over me Nick, because as far as I'm concerned, you're yesterday's newspapers.

    • Nick: I'm over you Loretta. Carla won't give me the time of day yet, but I'd rather be scrubbing the floor that she walks on, than, eh, scrubbing the floor that you walk on. Eh, that wasn't too good, but you get the picture.

    • Carla: Yeah but that railing looks terrible. Nick: Terrible? I can see my face in it. Carla: That's what I mean. So can I.

    • Nick (re Carla's pregnant): Hey you got a guy, Carla? Carla: No, I swallowed a beach ball. For your information I am not seeing anybody. But the guy who knocked me up and ran this time is ten times classier than you.

    • Carla: Please tell me she took you for everything. Nick: I was born into this world naked and so shall I leave it. Diane: But please stay fully clothed the rest of the time.

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    Allusions (1)

    • The episode title, "If Ever I Would Leave You", is also the name of a song from the musical "Camelot". In the original Broadway cast, it was sung by Robert Goulet.

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