Love is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing

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Quotes (11)

  • Carla: Wait a minute, Sammy. Look. Rebecca just said she was leaving here and never coming back. Sam: Yeah. Carla: Oh man, this is terrible. Frasier: What? Carla: Sammy finally struck out for real. (Everyone in the bar mumbles) Sam: What are you talking about here? Carla: We all knew it was taking a long time but we thought that eventually you two would be doing the horizontal hokey pokey. Norm: I guess that's it, huh? Lower the flag. Carla: It's the end of an era. Sam: Yup, I guess that's it.

  • Sam: I just hope we can remain friends. Rebecca: Get your mind out of your pants!

  • Rebecca: I don't mean to be disloyal to Robin or anything but it was one of the most powerful things that's ever happened to me in my life. Sam: Really? You need to get out more, hon.

  • Cliff: Well fellas, that's the bell announcing Clavin's mid-morning brain twister. Carla: Are you going to get up and try to walk again?

  • Woody: I got a raise. Rebecca: You deserve it, Woody. Woody: I deserved it two years ago.

  • Sam: To celebrate the new management, I am wiping out everybody's bar tabs. Norm: Sam Malone, I am not a man for mushy sentiment but I want you to know something, If you ever need a liver donor I got one like (shows arms) so big.

  • Rebecca: This is about us. Sam: What about us? Rebecca: Sam, we have been friends too long to let it end this way. And I just came back to say that I'm sorry I ran out earlier in a huff. And that I knew you weren't coming on to me. And when you said I wasn't good that it wasn't just some trick to get me back into bed it was because you were being honest because I am a lousy lover. Sam: No, sweetheart you're not. Rebecca: Sam, it's alright. It's not like I haven't heard it before. Sam: You're a fantastic lover. Rebecca: I'm a dud and I know it. Robin just didn't realize it because he's English. Sam: Listen. I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't. Rebecca: No, no Sam that doesn't wash. You've been after me for three years and you finally got me. I mean if I was even adequate I know that you would've run out there and told every bozo in the bar. Sam: You don't think I was dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought I would be betraying our friendship. I've never had a friend before. Rebecca: You have lots of friends! Sam: No, no I've never had a friend before.

  • Rebecca: This isn't about a silly check...give me the check.

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Notes (3)

  • When Kirstie Alley became pregnant over the summer, the writers planned on making Rebecca pregnant. And the storyline would be "Who's the father: Robin or Sam?" They filmed the first four episodes of the season (not yet introducing the pregnancy) and then Kirstie Alley miscarried. So, the story was scrapped.

  • This is one of the few episodes not involving practical jokes to feature Gary's Olde Towne Tavern.

  • The last scene of the previous episode is replayed as the first scene after the opening titles of this episode.