Norm's First Hurrah

Season 5, Ep 23, Aired 3/26/87
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  • Episode Description
  • Norm elaborates on his new position with a top CPA firm and is caught in his little white lies when the gang decides to surprise him at work. Meanwhile Cliff finds a $20 note - and Woody has lost one.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Rhea Perlman

    Carla Lozupone Tortelli LeBec

  • George Wendt

    Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson

  • Ted Danson

    Sam "Mayday" Malone

  • Bebe Neuwirth

    Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane

  • Shelley Long

    Diane Chambers

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Norm gets a new job at a CPA office building and everyone wants to congratulate him. Meanwhile Sam arranges his and Diane\'s honeymoon to Disneyland.

    By samsticka, Jan 05, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (14)

    • Diane: Norman, may I talk to you for a minute? Norm: Yeah, sure. What's up? Diane: You make me sick. You're a quitter, Norman! No, you're worse than that, you're a non-starter. You don't even try. You sit around the bar all day, you sit around your house all day, you sit around here all day, you sit around life all day! How are you going to feel at the end of your life when you're lying-no, make that sitting, on your death bed and you realize the only thing you've done in your life was sit around, and watch people do things, make things out of their lives? Well, maybe you're right, Norman. Maybe you're not meant for success, maybe you're meant for exactly what you are-nothing. Norm: Diane, you have no right to say that to me. Diane: Oh, Norman, I only said those things because I care about you. Norm: You must care an awful lot about me. Diane: Yes, I do. We all do. We're your friends, Norman, and we're all tired of seeing you give up so easily.

    • Norm: I want to be a bench warmer. The world needs bench warmers. I mean if there were no bench warmers what would we have? We'd have cold benches, a lot of cold benches and the world does not need that, Diane.

    • Sam: Boy look at you. You look like the cat who swallowed the canary. Norm: Give me a beer to wash him down.

    • Norm: Don't you guys think about calling first? Carla: We couldn't find a phone booth until now.

    • Carla: I got another one of those carpet shocks. Diane: Carla, if you walked like a lady that wouldn't happen. Carla: If I walked like a lady nothin' would happen.

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