Chelsea Lately

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (6)

  • Chelsea: You smell like cigarettes. Leah: I don't smoke, you idiot.

  • Chelsea: What have you been doing with yourself? Leah: Eating

  • Chelsea: Yea, you balance it out after you've screwed up. The rest of us had to clean our rooms like normal children.

  • Chelsea: Basically we're best friends and you don't even know it.

  • Chelsea: I saw you guys 10 years ago on Rosie when I was 22 and you were half my age and now 10 years later you're all married, I'm still single and there's no chance for a marriage anytime soon.

  • Chelsea Handler: ...Also, today marks the 700th episode of Chelsea Lately.

Notes (5)

  • Parker Posey was scheduled but did not appear.

  • Featured Guest: Peter McDonald - Ponzi Schemer Jarvis - Security Guard

  • In the opening monologue Chelsea states this is the 600th episode of Chelsea Lately.

  • This is the first episode that Chelsea absent and did not film the round table with the comics.

  • This is the second time that Ross did the opening monologue and chaired the round table for Chelsea.

Trivia (5)

  • We learn in this episode that it was George Lopez' wife who originally suggested Constance for the part based on meeting one another years earlie.

  • We learn in this episode that Master P only joined Dancing with the Stars after an injury prevented Lil' Romeo from being able to participate.

  • This episode was dedicated to the memory of AJ McNamara.

  • Featured Guest: Shannon Wollack - Stylist (Brad's wife).

  • At the end of the show Chelsea stated that Chuy is a Sagittarius.