Comedy Central Presents

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (145)

  • Pat Cooper: This guy drinks beer and passes gas and gets two shows, I drink beer and pass gas and I have a colon problem.

  • Pat Cooper: This Guy doesn't know who the **** I am.... He's got a handshake like a bag of clams.

  • Wanda: My thing is who's gonna believe a woman who keeps a nasty dress. They should toss that outa' court. Pretending to be a lawyer Excuse me your honor she kept the dress. Pretending to be a judge What? No, No ,No, get your nasty ass out of my courtroom. I should throw you in jail just for being nasty, Ms. Nasty Ass. What else you keep some cutips, some kleenex, what? How old are those draws your wearing, Ms. Nasty Ass? Wipe all this up where you were sitting too.

  • Wanda: Y'all look good. pause Wanda: Not as good as me but y'all look good.

  • Wanda: Comedy Central, they said I had to watch my language because they have standards and practices. I said wait a minute your Comedy Central, aren't you the network where your # 1 show is a cartoon with a talking piece of shit? Mr. Hinkie, you should be lucky I keep my close on."

  • Wanda: I hope this goes better then my last show, my last show was a benefit for a women's organization. So I went out there and was like I can't stay to long with you brods I have to get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner and he likes oral sex by 9:45. They all look at me I thought oh boy I have made these women mad i've stepped over the line so I said ladies I'm just joking he likes oral sex anytime.

  • Wanda: I'm Married Applause Wanda: Your Clapping for marriage, thank you, clearly you don't know anything about my marriage.

  • Mitch Hedberg: You know, you can't please all the people all the time, and last night, all those people were at my show.

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Notes (122)

  • This episode was recorded at the Palace in Hollywood, California.

  • Filmed at the Palace in Hollywood, California.

  • This episode ranked #14 in Comedy Central's 2009 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.

  • This episode ranked #10 in Comedy Central's 2008 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.

  • This episode ranked #9 in Comedy Central's 2007 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.

  • This episode ranked #13 in Comedy Central's 2005 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.

  • This episode ranked #4 in Comedy Central's 2006 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.

  • Mitch Hedberg passed away on Wednesday, March 30, 2005. Upon hearing this, Comedy Central re-aired his Comedy Central special on April 1st, with a tribute at the end.

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Trivia (7)

  • This is one of the only times Wanda Sykes is credited as Wanda Sykes-Hall.

  • Nick Swardson: And people will think my body will be in the coffin, but it won't be. My body will drop down on wires, then hit it with a strobe light and techno music.

  • Sabrina Matthews: Why is it that when you eat half a tub of Ben and Jerry's you feel like a pig, but if you eat the whole thing you conquered it?

  • Zach: I like to go to a bad movie in its eighth week and sit right next to the only other person in the theatre. When they go, "Hey! What the hell?" I go "Shh! I can't hear Keanu."

  • The celebrities, sports figures, and other personalities that Frank Caliendo impersonate in this special are, in speaking order: Adam Sandler John Madden Pat Summerall George W. Bush Al Pacino Shaggy Scooby-Doo Chris Rock Casey Kasem Robin Williams Robert De Niro Keanu Reeves Rick Moranis Jay Leno Arnold Schwarzenegger Mike Tyson Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone Chris Farley Pauly Shore

  • Michael Showalter says that Bonnie McFarlane appeared on Comedy Central Presents, which makes it clear that this was taped after her appearance, even though it would end up airing before her appearance.

  • At 18 years old, Burnham is the youngest comedian to have his own special on Comedy Central Presents.

Allusions (1)

  • Wanda: Comedy Central, they said I had to watch my language because they have standards and practices. I said wait a minute your Comedy Central, aren't you the network where your #1 show is a cartoon with a talking piece of shit? Mr. Hinkie, you should be lucky I keep my close on. This is a reference to the character from the show, South Park