Cow and Chicken

Meet Lance Sackless / Who's Afraid of the Dark? / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Role Model

Season 2, Ep 10, Aired 3/17/98
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  • Episode Description
  • Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy. Who's Afraid of the Dark: Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything. I am Weasel: "I.R. Role Model"moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Susan Blakeslee

    Loulabelle, the Nurse

  • Steve Marmel

  • Joey Banaszkiewicz

  • David Feiss

  • Robert Alvarez (II)

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (18)

    • (in a high stool) The Red Guy: I'm going to fall!

    • Weasel: This man is no hero. He's been selling crackers illegally for years.

    • Weasel: I hope you have all learned a lesson today and that lesson is to never blindly follow anyone, especially if that person is a baboon with a bright red butt.

    • The Red Guy: How do you explain being at every fire in this city for the past 20 years? Weasel: I am a fireman. The Red Guy: So you admit it.

    • Dad: Man, it does my heart good to see such fear.

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    Notes (2)

    • "I.R. Role Model" is the first time more than one Red Guy appears on screen at the same time. Four of them to be exact.

    • Lance Sackless later became The Red Guy's more frequently used alias. He also appears in the exact same outfit he wore as Dr. Lackslack in the I am Weasel segment: "He Said, He Said" as Dr. Sigmund Fraud.

    Trivia (3)

    • The Red Guy's Roles on C&C: Lance Sackless, Dr. Lackslack The Red Guy's Role on IMW: Pantless Cracker Mom, Freddy Jr., Murray Jr., Wormy Jr.

    • In Who's Afraid Of the Dark Dad suggests that he used to be a women.

    • In "Who's Afraid of the Dark?", when Dad jumps up around Mom, he literally has two left feet.

    Allusions (1)

    • In "Meet Lance Sackless" the show Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots is a parody of America's Funniest Home Videos.

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