Criminal Minds

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Quotes (1338)

  • Morgan: All right. I'm an insomniac who listens to Metallica to go to sleep at night. What song could possibly speak to me?
    Reid: "Enter Sandman."

  • Reid: If so, knowledge of law enforcement does suggest a criminal record.
    Morgan: Or that he watches television. May I?

  • Hotchner: (discussing naming their son with his wife) Let's call him ... Sergio.
    Haley Hotchner: Please tell me you're kidding.

  • Hotchner: Well, we got the Jeep right.
    Gideon: And everything else wrong. The bodies had defensive wounds. Richard doesn't have a mark on him (shakes his head). We're missing something.

  • Timothy Vogel: You think I'm stupid?
    Gideon: I think you're an absolute moron. I know all about you, Tim. You're at the gym five times a week. You drive a flashy car, you stink of cologne, and you can't get it up. Not even Viagra's working for you. You know what that tells me? That tells me you are hopelessly compensating, and it's not just in your head. It is physical. What did the girls call you in high school? What'd they come up with when you fumbled your way into some girl's pants, and she started laughing when she got a good look at just how little you had to offer?

  • Hotchner: Is it true what he said about CPR? I mean, I didn't know.
    Gideon: You want statistics on CPR, ask Reid.
    Hotchner: I want to know that you're OK.

  • SPD Officer: (at crime scene) So that's Gideon, THE Gideon, the one who caught that guy, Adrian Bale, in Boston?
    Morgan: Yep, that's him. But catching him cost us six agents.

  • Hotchner: (making introductions) This is Special Agent Gideon, Special Agent Morgan, our expert on obsessional crimes, Special Agent Reid.
    Gideon: (clarifying) Doctor Reid.
    Hotchner: Dr. Reid, our expert on, well, everything, and after two years busting my butt in this office, I hope you remember me.

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Notes (300)

  • A.J. Cook did not appear in the pilot episode.

  • The song heard at the beginning of the episode was "Penitentiary" by Citizen Cope. The song at the end of this episode was "Rock Music" by The Pixies.

  • The original title for Criminal Minds was Quantico, and the pilot was filmed in Vancouver. In the Quantico script, Jason Gideon was named Jason Donovan.

  • The series premiere aired on a special night and time (Thursday, September 22, 2005, at 9c/10e).

  • The music heard in this episode was "Every Day is Exactly the Same" by Nine Inch Nails.

  • The song heard in this episode was "The Night We Nearly Got Busted" by Alabama 3.

  • The song played at the beginning of this episode was "Respect" by Aretha Franklin. The song heard at the closing was "Doctor My Eyes" by Jackson Browne.

  • The song heard during safe house scene was "Hyperventilation" by Brian Jonestown Massacre.

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Trivia (417)

  • When speaking to Reid, Morgan referred to Gideon as a "unit chief" when, in fact, Hotch is the unit chief and Gideon reports to him.

  • Hotch was worried that Haley wanted serial killer names for their son: Charles (Manson), Henry (Lee Lucas) and Jeffrey (Dahmer). Hotch and Haley finally named his son Jack.

  • In the first unsub's home, Gideon found the book Journal of Applied Psychology written by Special Agent Jason Donovan. Jason Donovan was Jason Gideon's name until it was changed after the series was picked up.

  • Richard Slessman tells Gideon there is only a 7% success rate of CPR working outside of the hospital. Actually, it ranges anywhere from 2% to 30%, depending on the situation, and there is also only a 6% to 15% chance of CPR working in the hospital.

  • When Reid and Morgan are trying to figure out the laptop password, Reid opens the CD tray. The Metallica CD inside is called Some Kind Of Monster, which is an EP of live performances. Reid then guesses that the password is "Enter Sandman" after reading the back of the empty CD case. However, that song does not appear on that particular CD ("Enter Sandman" appears on Metallica's self-titled album, AKA "The Black Album," unofficially).

  • It is revealed in this episode that SSA Aaron Hotchner had worked in the Seattle office for two years.

  • In this episode, it is revealed that Dr. Spencer Reid can read 20,000 words a minute, has three PhDs, and has an IQ of 187.

  • In the beginning of episode when Reid and Hotch are in the dorm, Reid pronounces Matthew's last name as Rowling. However, about 5 minutes later when the whole team is talking to each other it is pronounced similar to Rolling.

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Allusions (200)

  • Morgan: 1940s. Who put bombs in train stations and movie theaters?

    George Metesky set more than 30 bombs in New York beginning in 1940, targeting public places such as office buildings and theaters. His threatening notes were signed F.P. for Fair Play. Metesky promised to refrain from his bombing during the years of America's involvement in World War II and kept his promise. When the New York police called on the help of psychiatrist Dr. James Brussel, they requested and received the first criminal profile. This profile figured greatly in Metesky's arrest in January 1957, after which he confessed and was committed to a state hospital. He was released in 1973, and lived peacefully until his death in 1994.

  • Richard Slessman: Heirens said a man living inside of his head was the one who committed the murders. You said he was lying; that there'd never been an actual case of multiple personalities. William Heirens was the so-called Lipstick Killer who left the message "For heavens sake catch me Before [sic] I kill more I cannot control myself" scrawled on the wall of six-year-old Suzanne Degnan's bedroom. During his initial defense, he claimed the murders had been committed by another man, George Murman, who lived inside his head.

  • Reid: Before his "Son of Sam" murders, David Berkowitz set a multitude of fires. David Berkowitz, like many other serial killers, kept detailed accounts of his exploits, including scrapbooks of all related media stories.

  • Elle: A second unsub?
    Gideon: It's not unusual. Remember Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris?

    Bittaker and Norris met in prison, and teamed up in the summer and fall of 1979 to rape and murder a number of women. They outfitted a van for the express purpose of abducting, raping and murdering teen-aged girls – they stabbed and strangled the girls. Both were convicted of their crimes, and Bittaker received the death penalty.

  • Reid: When asked about his motives, Peter Dinsdale said "I am devoted to fire. Fire is my master." Peter Dinsdale, from Manchester, England, began setting fires at age 9 and started over 30 known fires during his teenage years. In prison, he seemed obsessed by certain Bible verses, including Matthew 6:24 “No man can serve two masters.” Dinsdale, small and physically handicapped, felt compelled to set fires and to serve his true master. In two known cases, Dinsdale poured kerosene through the mail slots of homes and then ignited it. He killed at least 26 people with his fires over the years before being caught and convicted.

  • Elle: Charon was the Greek ferryman of the dead. Clara has a picture of Charon in her room and also leaves a creepy phone message about him. In Greek mythology, Charon steers the ferry on the river Styx, which takes the dead to the underworld of Hades. The old tradition of putting coins over a dead person's eyes is supposed to have originated with this myth. The coins were meant to pay the ferryman.

  • Morgan: A god of human sacrifice and parents' tears. This line about the ancient god Moloch is from Book I of John Milton's epic Paradise Lost. As Morgan mentions, Moloch was associated with the sacrifice of children.

  • Elle: Yeah… I've seen Backdraft. Backdraft was a movie about a firefighter who sets fires so he can put them out – a serial arsonist.

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