Dean Martin Celebrity Roast

Valerie Harper

Season 3, Ep 2, Aired 11/20/75
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  • Episode Description
  • "Mary Tyler Moore Show" co-star and "Rhoda" Star Valerie Harper is the Woman of the Hour. Also appearing on the dais with Dean are Jack Albertson, Ed Asner, Foster Brooks, Red Buttons, Jack Carter, Phyllis Diller, Georgia Engel, Chad Everett, Jamie Farr, Eva Gabor, Harold Gould, David Groh, Julie Kavner, Rich Little, Nipsey Russell, Isabel Sanford, Dick Schaal, Nancy Walker and Shelley Winters.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Valerie Harper

    Herself

  • David Groh

    Himself

  • Julie Kavner

    Herself

  • Edward Asner

    Himself

  • Nancy Walker

    Herself

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • Red Buttons: (to Dean) You've been putting it away pretty good. Your not going to believe this folks right here today at the Lion's Den lounge, right here at my favorite hotel the MGM Grand, Dean drank two fifths and a cocktail waitress. So why a dinner for Valerie Harper, when some of the greatest women in the history of the world never got a dinner. Eve who said to Adam in the Garden of Eden, "What do you mean the kids don't look like you? Never got a dinner got an apple but never got a dinner. Golda Meir who once said to Moshe Dayan, "How come the Arabs have the gas and we have the heartburn. Noah's wife Stephanie who said to Noah after it had been raining for forty days and forty nights, "It's your turn to put the papers on the floor", Jack the Ripper's mother Rhoda, Rhoda Ripper once said to Jack, "How come I never see you with the same girl twice?" Martha Washington who said to her husband George, "Sure I let you outta the house one night, people tell me you slept here, you slept there", Mrs. Evel Knievel once said to her husband, "Why do you always go to pieces?" Never gotta a dinner.

    • Jack Carter: Wonderful to be here it's a very patriotic night. Dean is celebrating the bi-centennial, just this morning he took his seventeen hundred and seventy-sixth drink.

    Notes (2)

    • Although appearing on the dais Harold Gould's speech was edited out of the re-release.

    • Dick Schaal was Valerie Harper's husband at the time of the roast.

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