Desperate Housewives

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

Season 3, Ep 11, Aired 1/7/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Andrea Bowen

    Julie Mayer

  • Brenda Strong

    Mary Alice Young

  • Doug Savant

    Tom Scavo

  • Eva Longoria

    Gabrielle Solis

  • Felicity Huffman

    Lynette Scavo

  • Fan Reviews (23)
  • Back from the dead, with a hair full of red - Its ALMA HODGE!

    By mobbs456, Dec 04, 2008

  • Gabrielle learns she has a secret admirer; Alma pays Bree a visit; Susan calls the cops on Orson; Lynette and Tom try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family.

    By ParkPlace2623, Apr 14, 2008

  • Peacemakers Need Not Apply Written by Josh Senter And Alexandria Cunningham Directed by Sanaa Hamri

    By shawnlunn2002, Mar 04, 2007

  • Bree invites susan round to show that alma is still alive. Kayla moves in with Tom and lynette.

    By stewie1423, Mar 02, 2007

  • Worth the 3 week wait.

    By Zachlplz, Feb 19, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (17)

    • Susan: Did you seriously think I could sit on information that would exonerate Mike? If you had seen his face in jail the other day. Ian: The other day? You saw Mike? Susan: Yeah, just to tell him about the lawyer. (turning to Bree) I know that Mike is innocent. Bree: Right, just like you knew Alma was dead. Ian: I thought we had an agreement. Susan: We do. Can we talk about this later? Susan: When? After your next conjugal visit? Bree: (to Susan) Boy, when it comes to Mike there's no one you won't betray.

    • Mike: I can't believe that I just listened to all that stuff Edie told me about you. It turns out you're the only one standing by me. You're a good friend, Susan. Susan: Ahm, yeah, about that. It's Ian. He's not crazy about me spending time with my ex. Mike: Even an ex who doesn't remember dating you? Susan: I remember, and I guess that's enough for him. I'm sorry. Mike: Well, I can't say that I blame him. Susan: (reaching out her hand to him) Take care of yourself Míke. Mike: You too, Susan.

    • Susan: I'm out of lipstick. Can I borrow yours? Julie: Sure. (hands her her lipstick) Susan: Cherry berry? Julie: Austin likes the way it tastes. Susan: Oh, I so did not need to know that.

    • Tom: She threw your doll in the trash? Lynette: No, first she ripped off its arms, stuffed it with chili, then she threw it in the trash!

    • (Carlos calls while Gabrielle picnics on the lawn with Bill) Carlos: Hey, hey, who's the dork? Gabrielle: Carlos? Carlos: What's with that cap? Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Gabrielle: Where the hell are you? (She looks around her and sees Carlos on Mike's frontporch, watching them as he drinks a beer. He waves at her) Gabrielle: What are you doing at Mike's house? Carlos: I live here. Gabrielle: What do you mean you live there? Since when? Carlos: Gabby, my car's been in the driveway for three weeks. Even you can't be that self-absorbed. Gabrielle: Well, as you can see, I have more pleasant things to focus on. Carlos: So when you gonna tell Jimmy Olsen there that you hate picnics? Gabrielle: I'm gonna hang up now.

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    Notes (4)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Žádné slzy, žádné spory, žádné sváry (No Tears, No Disputes, No Feuds) Slovakia: Keď dohody neplatia (When Agreements Do Not Apply)

    • Rachel Fox and Mark Moses submitted this episode for consideration in the category of "Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series" and "Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series" on their respective behalves for the 2007 Emmy Awards.

    • Dixie Carter receives the "and" credit as a guest star in this episode. However, she appears only briefly in the introduction and has no lines in this episode.

    • Marcia Cross is shown at a very high level throughout the episode to hide the fact that she was pregnant at the time they were filming the episode. You don't see much below her head & shoulders.

    Trivia (4)

    • Orson apparently likes redheads. Bree Van De Kamp, Alma Hodge, and Monique Polier, the women he is romantically connected with, all have red hair.

    • Susan says she loves Ian for the first time.

    • The beginning clip after the introduction shows the neighbour. This clip of the neighbour however is from Season 2. As in Season 2, Susan is living at Bree's house because her house was burnt down and this was the only time Susan would park her car in Bree's driveway. Yet in the clip of the neighbour you can see Susan's Volvo XC70 parked behind Bree's Chrysler 300C in Bree's driveway. You can also see Paul Young's SUV parked in his driveway next door to Bree's, however he is in prison and his old house is currently vacant, meaning that there shouldn't be any car in the driveway at all.

    • This is the first episode featuring Paul Young (Mark Moses) since the season two finale.

    Allusions (1)

    • Episode Title: "No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds" is a line from the song "Together, Wherever We Go" from the 1959 Stephen Sondheim and Jule Styne musical "Gypsy."

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