Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Blackie

Season 3, Ep 4, Aired 10/22/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Adrienne Carter

  • Victor Nelli Jr.

  • Chris Rock

    Himself - Narrator

  • Tyler James Williams

    Chris Rock

  • Terry Crews

    Julius Rock

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Blackie

    By thefanof, Apr 02, 2010

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Julius: (talking about dog) He already has a name - Blackie. Drew: But he's brown. Julius: You're black and you're brown.

    • Chris: You just happen to have books on dog training in your locker? Greg: I got lots of stuff in there. Let's see... I've got a bartender's guide, an auction catalog to fine crystal (mostly Lalique), How to Fly a Helicopter, The Idiot's Guide to Tic-Tac-Toe, a Gutenberg Bible, and a street guide to Baghdad. You never know. Chris: (narrating) That guidebook lists a lot more streets than they have left in Baghdad now.

    • Mr. Omar: Hey Ms. Rochelle, what's going on? Rochelle: We got robbed! Mr. Omar: You got robbed?!? When? Rochelle: Two nights ago. Where were you? Mr. Omar: I was at home. Rochelle: Well didn't you hear anything? Mr. Omar: Oh, no, I was busy. Rochelle: Well they cleaned out half the house. Mr. Omar: Well, the important thing is you got your health. Material things don't matter. 'Cause after all, you can't take it with you. Rochelle: That's 'cause they took it all with them!

    • Julius: Chris, this is it. You got 48 hours to train that dog or he's dog food. Chris: (narrating) Dogs aren't used in dog food, but this wasn't a good time to correct my father.

    • Chris: (narrating) I thought I'd never see Blackie again... and he thought he'd never seen me before.

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    Notes (2)

    • At the end of the episode we can hear "Todo el mundo odia a Chris" which is spanish for "Everybody hates Chris".

    • Music: Living in America by James Brown and Atomic Dog by George Clinton

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