Everybody Hates Bomb Threats

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (5)

  • Rochelle: (to Tallulah) Whatever happened to that head of yours, it's not our fault. Chris: (narrating) That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears.

  • Mr. Thurman: Do you know William Henry Harrison? Chris: Yeah. Wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in My Fair Lady? Mr. Thurman: No, that was Rex Harrison.

  • Chris: (on the phone) Hello. I have planted a bomb at Tattaglia High. Unless everybody is out of that building in the next 40 minutes... everybody will be out of that building in the next 40 minutes.

  • Tallulah: Until you give me back my money, I'm putting a mojo on you and yours. A hex on everything you touch and everything you do. So it is said, so it shall be done. (chants in foreign language, then leaves the beauty salon) Chris: (narrating) That was Barack Obama's middle name. Rochelle: And Obama-lu to you, too!

  • Mr. Omar: So do what you need to do and let me know when it's done. Chris: (narrating) That's what my wife says.