Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets

Season 4, Ep 12, Aired 1/16/09
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  • Episode Description
  • Chris and Greg decide to join the wrestling team to earn a varsity jacket in order to impress the ladies. Meanwhile, Rochelle attempts to lose weight by drinking a popular weight-loss drink which gives Julius a money-saving idea and Tonya jeopardises Drew's all-girl singing group.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Tyler James Williams

    Chris Rock

  • Chris Rock

    Himself - Narrator

  • Terry Crews

    Julius Rock

  • Tichina Arnold

    Rochelle Rock

  • Tequan Richmond

    Drew Rock

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Chris joins the wrestling team.

    By thefanof, Jan 18, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • Drew: Aren't you gonna do something? Princess Latifah: Why don't you do something? Drew: 'Cause I'm the one auditioning you. Princess Latifah: No one talks to Princess Latifah like that! Next!

    • Chris: They call me the Black Plague. Rochelle: Isn't that an insult? Julius: I'm just glad you winnin'. We don't wanna know the things they call Jackie Robinson. Chris: (narrating) If you really wanna know, ask Michael Richards or Don Imus.

    • Coach Brantley: You watch wrestling on TV? Chris: All the time. Hulk Hogan, AndrĂ© the Giant, the Iron Sheik. I love all those guys. Coach Brantley: It's too bad, 'cause all that crap is fake.

    • Referee: The Tessio Tigers do not have a wrestler to compete in this weight class, and therefore, the Tattaglia Sleeping Fish win by default! Coach Brantley: Look at you with your win by forfeit, huh? You're just one step away from getting that varsity letter. Chris: (narrating) I'm glad my neck still works.

    • Narrator: While Tonya tried to get into Drew's group, my mom tried to get into a pair of jeans. (Rochelle tries hard to put on a pair of jeans) She sweated less during childbirth.

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    Notes (1)

    • The song Tonya dances to in audition is Push it by Salt-n-Pepa.

    Allusions (2)

    • After Julius said that he preferred Rochelle being fat, Chris (narrating) said that Kirstie Alley's husband does the same thing. Kirstie Alley is an Emmy Award winning actress, best known for her work in the sitcom Cheers. The joke is that she's currently over-weight. However, when this episode aired, she was no longer married.

    • One of the girls in Drew's audition is called Princess Latifah. Her name alludes to the Academy Award nominated actress/singer Queen Latifah.

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