Family Guy

Road to Germany

Season 7, Ep 3, Aired 10/19/08
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  • Episode Description
  • Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Greg Colton

  • Patrick Meighan

  • Gregory Jbara

    Nazi Guard, Nazi General, German Priest

  • Seth MacFarlane

    Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various)

  • Alex Borstein

    Lois (and various)

  • Fan Reviews (37)
  • Not a favorite, but .

    By NatT96, Nov 21, 2013

  • Excellent episode

    By chrostian123, May 08, 2013

  • Worst road to episode ever...

    By fsaenz0125, Dec 04, 2011

  • fair

    By futuramarama, Oct 14, 2011

  • The worst "Road to"

    By jmbsonic555, Oct 10, 2011

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Stewie: Germany is producing weapons of mass destruction? Why doesn't America just go over there and kick their asses? Brian: I don't know, (slowly turns to face the screen) maybe because they don't have any oil. Stewie: Ooh! Clap, clap, clap!

    • Nazi: (to Mort) Are you really a priest? Stewie: Oh, yeah, yeah. I can vouch for him. He's molested me many times.

    • Stewie: Uh-oh. Brian: What? Stewie: My time machine has been activated. Brian: Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine. Stewie: Yeah, I built it after I got bored with that European See and Say. See and Say: The pig goes Wank. The Cow goes Sha-zoo. Stewie: It most certainly does not. See and Say: The rooster goes Chickory-gee. Stewie: Where? Where does the rooster say that? See and Say: The monkey goes Makawk. Stewie: Oh no no no, it does not. See and Say: The elephant goes Thwomp. Stewie: Yeah, kinda.

    • (Brian & Stewie walk into a Hebrew church) Stewie: Uh, excuse me. We're looking for a Mr. Goldman. (Every man in the church raises their hand) Brian: Mr. Mort Goldman. (Half the men lower their hands) Stewie: He's a small business owner. Tends to whine alot. Kind of a hypocondriac. (The half that lowered their hands raise them again) Stewie: No, no! You can't put your hand back up after you've put it down...You know what, never mind.

    • Mort: Hey guys, can I poop in here? Brian and Stewie: No! Mort: Too late.

    Trivia (4)

    • When Stewie, Mort, and Brian sneak onto the U-Boat, they're seen by a Nazi who makes a mistake in his German...instead of " mit einen Dog" he should have said "mit einem Hund".

    • This is the first "Road to..." episode to not feature a musical number. Stewie and Brian try to start one, but are interrupted by Mort.

    • This is Stewie's third trip into time (the other two being Mind Over Murder and Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure) as well as Brian's second trip into time (the other being Meet The Quagmires).

    • One of the Nazi uniforms that was stolen had a McCain-Palin campaign button on it.

    Allusions (13)

    • Top Gun Stewie refers to Brian as "Goose", which is a allusion to the movie Top Gun.

    • Jerky Boys During the scene where Mort is talking about what the Nazis would do to him if he were captured, he uses phrasing from his Jerky Boys prank phone call CDs featuring the character Sol Rosenberg.

    • Coca-Cola Commercial "Mean" Joe Green: Hey kid, catch. (Tosses the uranium to Stewie) Stewie: Thanks "Mean" Joe! This is alluding to the Coca-Cola commercial where a kid gives Joe Green a coke and in return "Mean" Joe gives the kid his jersey. The commercial aired in 1979 during the Super Bowl. This joke was previously used in the episode 'Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater' except it was Peter in that episode instead of Stewie.

    • Indiana Jones When Mort, Stewie and Brian escape the crashing plane on an inflatable raft, they're referencing Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, while the chase scene featuring the Nazis on motor bikes resembles Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

    • Disneyland The motto displayed outside of wartime Berlin -- "The Happiest Place On Earth" -- is also the motto of this theme park.

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