Ask Me No Questions

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (3)

  • Niles: (after Frasier woke him up in the middle of the night) How in the world did you get up here?
    Frasier: Oh, uh, the doorman was asleep.
    Niles: What a coincidence. So was I.

  • Martin: Well, if you ask me, you should keep your bazoo shut! You're always getting into trouble opening that big bazoo of yours! Frasier: Oh wonderful, dad, we've found a new word to strike from your vocabulary. Along with patootie and bupkis!

  • Martin: You just don't give somebody something for no reason, that's my rule. Frasier: Dad! Spontaneous gift-giving is one of life's great pleasures. Didn't you ever give Mom anything without a warning? Martin: Yeah, you! Where do you think I got the rule from?